Definitions by jeffrey

jail bait 

The reason why the federal age of consent in the United States should be lowered to 17.

"Put down that Bacardi ICe and let's fuck...oh, shit, wait. How old are you?"

"17."

"Fucking jailbait."

jail bait by Jeffrey November 24, 2004

front butt 

When a woman gets so fat her gut resembles a butt. Verticle crack and all.

Mama carries a front butt

front butt by jeffrey November 10, 2004

chonkey 

a chinese guy that acts white.

look at that chonkey hideing his math skills

chonkey by jeffrey November 10, 2004

gumbay 

A serious form of gayness. Opposite of bumgay, but strangely simular.

That dude is seriously gumbay!

gumbay by Jeffrey August 5, 2004

matreh 

a species of hairy malay guys of the east coast. usually of royalty.

hey i think i saw a big foot! nah its just matreh.

matreh by jeffrey May 26, 2004

the massey 

see "tremode" second definition including but not limited to lazyasses.com

The massey ain't done no work since sophomore year, that lazyass. Someone should cut him.

the massey by Jeffrey April 30, 2004

Altoided 

Getting your dick sucked with a mint in the mouth of the sucker.

"After I made her come, she clkimbed off and Altoided me through the roof"

Altoided by Jeffrey March 25, 2004