jeff's definitions

stinkypussy

Something that stinks of rotting human carcasas, cheetos, and toejam all rolled up and crammed between two pieces of roast beef.

That two dollar hoe had a stinkypussy.

by Jeff January 27, 2005

kilby

1. Verb - To present the facade of an exciting evening out with friends strictly to leave one's house.

2. Verb - To create a deceptively convenient situation in order to attain a ride somewhere, subsequently needing to be driven home. Often with little or no warning, and always involving bait.

3. Noun - One who engages in the aformentioned schemes.

1. "Dude where the fuck is everybody?! You fucking kilbied me!"

2. "The young man realized he had no wheels so he kilbied a friend into taking him, seducing him with beer."

3. "Fuckin' kilby."

by Jeff February 3, 2004

pee in her butt

The extent of relationship advice that most GameFAQs users can give

1: "I really need help. There's this girl I really like, but I can't get her to notice me. What do I do?"
2: "Pee in her butt!"

by Jeff September 17, 2004

Scheldruped

To expierience a being of higher knowledge that will not only tell you what and how to do it, but show you how to do it.

I was working on an e-mail syncronization issue when I got stuck but i was Scheldruped

by Jeff March 25, 2004

bad dog

while a girl is sucking your dick, you pull it out and spank her in the face while saying bad dog.

*smack *smack "bad dog"

by jeff April 19, 2004

lamez0r

The act of being lame or lamo. Used to insult n00bs and g00ns when they show their lameness. Can also be used to curse a bad situation. Only 1337 haxx0rs are able to utilize this uberawesome word.

"Look! That Katie is so lamez0r!"

"Garbage! That shot was lamez0r!"

by Jeff January 29, 2004

Rebirth

A sexual act wherein an individual inserts (or attempts to insert) his/her head into the vaginal cavity of his/her partner.

I looked up rebirth on Yahoo clubs and man, there are some strange people out there.

by Jeff July 24, 2003