Definitions by jeff

Llama Dominatrix 

Someone who derives pleasure from dominating a Llama (see ocotpod's definition)

See also Apologenetic

Sara is a Llama Dominatrix. She controls llamas for whatever means she sees fit.

Llama Dominatrix by Jeff March 19, 2004

biotch 

A slurr often said by Rick James

im Rick James biotch

biotch by Jeff March 17, 2004

Dita Von Teese 

Loves Anal sex, jewelry and LOVES being on the cover of every magazine. Loves attention and needs to be in the camera at all times. Bettie Page is her idol and wants to be just like her. Very overrated porn star and fetish model. Silicon breast. A natural blonde.

Cover of Playboy 2002.

Dita Von Teese by Jeff March 15, 2004

Porsched 

The sexual reaction one might have upon sight of a Porsche.

When i saw it drive by i was totally Porsched

Porsched by Jeff March 14, 2004

isn't it 

Put simply, "isn't it" is the most diabolical phrase in the history of man kind.
For ages, young students around the globe have dreamt in fear of such a thing. The mere thought of such a thing, is but the torched pain of an erect penis chopped in two. What more could be so terrifying?

The phrase "isn't it" has been a phrased passed down from generation-to-generation within the Iyer family (who are known for their devout loyalty to the Curry gods).

Be wary my friends, such a term can not be used so lightly - not even in a friendly gesture. Respect the Iyer Family. Respect her Wisdom. Respect Iyerism.

Yes, Jimmy, that would be very foolish, isn't it?

isn't it by Jeff March 14, 2004

GM 

Any of a line of engineering abortions produced for the last hundred years or so. Similar to a medieval torture device, but without the quality. Any automobile belonging to the fecal genus.

My GM is such a steaming pile of feces, I can't bring my self to spend $10 on a car wash.
or
How unusual, there is a GM that still runs.

GM by Jeff March 12, 2004

fandangle 

1. socializing with another at an inappropriate time

2. the presence of an object in which it interrupts the natural course of events of a situation

1. Jeff looked at Brandon in disgust and said "Stop fandangling with that ombudsman!"

2. Mom shook her finger at her son Jeff and said "I don't wan't you to leave your skateboard fandangling around here."

fandangle by Jeff March 12, 2004