Definitions by jeRemy

Coonpoon 

Coonpoon is basically total bullshit. If something totally uncalled for happens it is called Coonpoon. It is also a racoon's vagina.

Dude the way that Ashlee Simpson sounded at the Orange Bowl was total coonpoon!

Coonpoon by Jeremy May 13, 2005

choke the money

to masterbate or "jack off"

man I gotta go choke the monkey before i go out

choke the money by jeremy May 13, 2005

Goocher 

The exact definition isn't known, but it can be used to refer to someone of less superiority to the user.

Jimmy: Hey ... he is a goocher!

Frank: What's a "goocher", Jimmy?

Jimmy: I don't know ... but I think we have to kill him.

Goocher by Jeremy May 4, 2005

out spout 

A slang term for the penis, whether erect or not so, but being analogous to a garden spout or the mouth of a watering can.

Man, did you see R. Kelly? He was shooting from his out spout like there was no tomorrow!

out spout by Jeremy April 18, 2005

Joshin' it up 

To masturbate, usually done by a male, in a public place. In commmemoration of a guy I knew who got caught whacking off in the bathroom. Enough Said.

Hells yeah! Joshin' it up is freakin' awesome!

Joshin' it up by Jeremy April 18, 2005

naval officer 

A slang term for semen.

Semen ~ Sea Man ~ Oceanic, Naval Man ~ Naval Officer

Woah, girl, is that some naval officer on your shirt?

naval officer by Jeremy April 18, 2005

SHM

Simple Harmonic Motion being definition of any object in equilibrium that moves in a sinusodal wave manner across a point of equalibrium (shown by the equation X = Xo+A*Sin(wt). Analogous to male masturbation, because of its repetitive, sinusodal wave manner of movement.

Dude, he knows all about the SHM...

SHM by Jeremy April 18, 2005