Bob: Uh Oh....
Fred: What's wrong?
Jack: what's that smell?
Bob: I just had a shakespearian shit...
Fred & Jack: ????
Bob: Thy hath shit thy self
Fred: What's wrong?
Jack: what's that smell?
Bob: I just had a shakespearian shit...
Fred & Jack: ????
Bob: Thy hath shit thy self
by Jeremy August 22, 2006
a sexual activity in which a person chokes their partner until their blue, and then craps on their head.
by jeremy January 14, 2004
a 'bastard moment' is when someone is tricked into doing something stupid or embarassing themselves. Usually stoned
*its dark outside*
mate: hey mate, got everything? is that five pound note on the grass yours?
you: *picks it up, then white chicken falls out of the fingers* Noooo its my own sick, you bastard! that is a bastard moment and a half!
mate: hey mate, got everything? is that five pound note on the grass yours?
you: *picks it up, then white chicken falls out of the fingers* Noooo its my own sick, you bastard! that is a bastard moment and a half!
by Jeremy August 04, 2007
A term signifying one's wang is the approximate length and girth of three delicious Bratwurst lined up end to end.
by jeRemy May 04, 2003
commonly used on HALO's multiplayer. stands for "plasma gernade, fragment gernade, rocket". commonly used on stunt servers where players attempt to do glitches (fall through map, fly though walls,get on top of map,etc.)on various HALO maps.
player2: how did you get on top of the map?
player1:pfr the warthog when you're in the top tunnel. if you do it right, you should end up on top of the map.
player1:pfr the warthog when you're in the top tunnel. if you do it right, you should end up on top of the map.
by jeremy March 07, 2005