shoe kicker

a girl named brittany that kicks shoes at her boyfriend jeremy

holy shit that was close

by jeremy November 15, 2004

dinner hair

ma's best wig, which is only to be brought out for nice dinner occasions.

"billy bob! we have guests! time to put on the Dinner Hair!"

"goddammit! you ruined my dinner hair!"

by jeremy January 15, 2004

gaymafia

a secret society of homosexual persons that control the secret gay underground. Led by the man himself, Elton John.

cher is the goddess of the gaymafia

by Jeremy November 14, 2003

Putting it in the pocket

When a thought, idea, saying, or social happening occurs in your presence that you like, you can "Put it in your pocket," i.e. save it for later use. Customarily this expression is accompanied by a corresponding hand gesture of grabbing the occurence in question out of the air and putting it in your pocket (a shirt-breast pocket is preferred, though any pocket will do).

Jer: That's pretty beastly.
Neil: Beastly? That fucking awesome. I'm putting it in the pocket.

by Jeremy November 25, 2006

PRESIDENT

publicity stunt

First bush, Whats next Michael Jackson?

by Jeremy May 20, 2004

Pipple

A pimple grossly located at or on the nipple of a woman.

"Man, last night i was about to start sucking up on her nips and saw a huge ass pipple"

by Jeremy October 10, 2003

prog

The style of music defined by odd time signatures and bizarre instrumentation. Shortened version of progressive.

Pink Floyd is prog.

by Jeremy December 27, 2003