Definitions by jeRemy
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Clover
When you slowly kiss your way down your girlfriend's chest, to her tummy and then remove her undergarments, then kiss down to her rubix, and then do your thing.
Me: I clovered earin last night...she alarm clocked three times. it wasn't nearly as bad as i thought it was going to be.
You: I thought it would be a horrible thing to do and i'd never do it.
Me: Dumbass....it's not bad at all. do it for your girl, she'll love it.
You: I thought it would be a horrible thing to do and i'd never do it.
Me: Dumbass....it's not bad at all. do it for your girl, she'll love it.
Rubix
Another name for the female reproductive organ.
Not to be confused with the hit toy from the 70s, the Rubix cube.
Not to be confused with the hit toy from the 70s, the Rubix cube.
Andrew: My girlfriend's p***y smells really bad and it's hairy.
Me: *Slap*, don't ever say that again white boy!, it's Rubix...and tell your girlfriend to clean herself and shave that shit....stop actin' a fool!
Me: *Slap*, don't ever say that again white boy!, it's Rubix...and tell your girlfriend to clean herself and shave that shit....stop actin' a fool!
Pop Rock
Another name for receving head.
taken from the Green Day song, "Pop Rocks and Coke", a song about a guy getting head from a girl with pop rocks in her mouth. Althought it hasn't gotten that far....it might.
taken from the Green Day song, "Pop Rocks and Coke", a song about a guy getting head from a girl with pop rocks in her mouth. Althought it hasn't gotten that far....it might.
Me: Earin and i just pop rocked...she said she didn't know what she was doing, but man!, it was the best ever. I think she says she doesn't know what she's doing just to trick me...but then she just attacks with good-ness.
You: I wish my g/f would pop rock.
Me: Sucks for you dude. My girl is so great.
You: I wish my g/f would pop rock.
Me: Sucks for you dude. My girl is so great.
Detour
1: An annoyance caused by stupid construction workers (mexicans) deciding that they need to "fix" a road, so they send you on a completely different road that takes a lot longer to get to where you're going.
2: A great alternative path that takes a long time to get to the destination that you should be going to...such as your house, but instead of continuing to drive, you stop at a destination suitable for the situation. Ususally involving the act of camping and most definitely involves rollercoaster.
2: A great alternative path that takes a long time to get to the destination that you should be going to...such as your house, but instead of continuing to drive, you stop at a destination suitable for the situation. Ususally involving the act of camping and most definitely involves rollercoaster.
1:
Me: Mom, I'm home late cuz i had to take a detour, stupid mexicans are tearing up highway 321.
Mom: Stupid mexicans *shakes head in disappointment*.
2:
Me: I told mom earin and i were still at movie gallery when in fact, we were taking a detour up by the intersection near my house.
You: Weren't you there for like, an hour?
Me: Yeah, napkins saved my life....and my Led Zeppelin shirt. That interstection is most definitely corrupted.
You: ....how many "Allowed Characters" do you have?
Me: Mom, I'm home late cuz i had to take a detour, stupid mexicans are tearing up highway 321.
Mom: Stupid mexicans *shakes head in disappointment*.
2:
Me: I told mom earin and i were still at movie gallery when in fact, we were taking a detour up by the intersection near my house.
You: Weren't you there for like, an hour?
Me: Yeah, napkins saved my life....and my Led Zeppelin shirt. That interstection is most definitely corrupted.
You: ....how many "Allowed Characters" do you have?
Corrupt
Me: Dude, Earin and I just got through corrupting my step-dad's truck in a church parking lot.
You: By God, That's a double whammy!
You: By God, That's a double whammy!