by jbcoops March 20, 2022
Get the Zuckophant mug.I've been in Zuckatraz so many times I've even created a meme for it! It's gotta pic of Jules pointing a gun at Zucky, saying "SAY COMMUNITY STANDARDS AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER!" There's much more to the meme that I've added; you gotta see it!
by jbcoops March 09, 2022
Get the Zuckatraz mug.Anyone who sucks up to Zuckerberg (aka Zucky and many less flattering monikers) and somehow miraculously manages to never break Facebook Community Standards and wind up in Zuckatraz (Facebook Jail).
by jbcoops March 25, 2022
Get the Zuckophant mug.Smoking in the drive through lane at McDonalds in direct violation of the "no smoking within 10 feet" law.
I ordered a McDouble (no ketchup or mustard, add Big Mac sauce and lettuce) and celebrated my McVictory (in getting a Big Mac sans middle bun for 1/3 the price) by McSmoking while waiting for my order. BTW... the girl working there was McSmoking hot!
by jbcoops May 03, 2011
Get the McSmoking mug.Trumplethinskin (felon, stochastic terrorist, misogynist, thief) will be pwned by Kamala Harris (prosecutor, honest woman of color) in November: Karmala's a bitch!
by jbcoops August 06, 2024
Get the Karmala mug.The evangelicals who hold enormous sermons but care more about lining their own pockets rather than helping the poor. They promise their that the road to heaven is through donating to them.
Scamgelicals such as Copeland, Osteen and others fleece millions from their poor sheep and promise them heaven. Camp Meeting runs a religious Ponzi scheme by promising that for every dollar donated they'll end up receiving up to ten dollars in return.
by jbcoops May 03, 2023
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1. Repugnicant (sic) who wants Marshal Law (siccer) and threatens to "succeed" (siccest) from the Union if democracy isn't overthrown in the name of democracy.
2. Snowflake who taunted others in 2016 when Trumplethinskin lost the popular vote but won by an "Electoral College landslide" with chants like "Fuck Your Feelings" and cries when faced with the exact opposite EC count and an overwhelming Popular vote loss.
3. Claims overwhelming fraud on the word of Dildo Braggins, Rudy Ghouliani and a pillow salesman, yet fails to produce a scintilla of evidence beyond alt-right conspiracy theorists and networks such as OANN and Newsmax. No longer believes Faux News.
4. Continues to follow Hair Furor to the End of Days because that is what their telescamgelical pastor tells them enroute to their goal of Armageddon. Clutches to the belief in Rapture although Blondie hasn't sung that song in years.
5. Proves the adage: A fool and his money are soon donating to Trump.
1. Repugnicant (sic) who wants Marshal Law (siccer) and threatens to "succeed" (siccest) from the Union if democracy isn't overthrown in the name of democracy.
2. Snowflake who taunted others in 2016 when Trumplethinskin lost the popular vote but won by an "Electoral College landslide" with chants like "Fuck Your Feelings" and cries when faced with the exact opposite EC count and an overwhelming Popular vote loss.
3. Claims overwhelming fraud on the word of Dildo Braggins, Rudy Ghouliani and a pillow salesman, yet fails to produce a scintilla of evidence beyond alt-right conspiracy theorists and networks such as OANN and Newsmax. No longer believes Faux News.
4. Continues to follow Hair Furor to the End of Days because that is what their telescamgelical pastor tells them enroute to their goal of Armageddon. Clutches to the belief in Rapture although Blondie hasn't sung that song in years.
5. Proves the adage: A fool and his money are soon donating to Trump.
Watching the 1/6 hearings the Hypatriot claimed the FBI led it and Antifa actors tried overthrowing the election they won.
by jbcoops June 10, 2022
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