jbcoops's definitions

Palinophobia

The fear that Sarah Palin will become president in 2012. This fear started in the last election, and is suffered mostly by liberal Americans. However a number of conservatives also share this fear, insofar as they are deeply concerned that this is the best that the Republican party can do.

Jess curled into a fetal position while reading Kennedy's "Profiles in Courage"... hoping this would be the prescription to cure him from his growing state of Palinophobia.

by jbcoops February 25, 2010

McSmoking

Smoking in the drive through lane at McDonalds in direct violation of the "no smoking within 10 feet" law.

I ordered a McDouble (no ketchup or mustard, add Big Mac sauce and lettuce) and celebrated my McVictory (in getting a Big Mac sans middle bun for 1/3 the price) by McSmoking while waiting for my order. BTW... the girl working there was McSmoking hot!

by jbcoops May 3, 2011

McGhetto

a McDouble, hold the ketchup and mustard, add big mac sauce, add shredded lettuce. you now have a big mac without the middle bun for 1/3 the cost

i ordered 3 McGhettos yesterday while McSmoking through the drive-thru.

by jbcoops August 28, 2015

scamgelical

The evangelicals who hold enormous sermons but care more about lining their own pockets rather than helping the poor. They promise their that the road to heaven is through donating to them.

Scamgelicals such as Copeland, Osteen and others fleece millions from their poor sheep and promise them heaven. Camp Meeting runs a religious Ponzi scheme by promising that for every dollar donated they'll end up receiving up to ten dollars in return.

by jbcoops May 3, 2023

Hystericalectomy

When something is so frikkin' funny it causes a woman's uterus to fly out of her body.

The conspiracy theory that steam locomotives traveling 50mph would cause a woman's uterus to fly out of her body is the first example of a hystericalectomy.

by jbcoops December 19, 2021

Zuckatraz

Facebook Jail

I've been in Zuckatraz so many times I've even created a meme for it! It's gotta pic of Jules pointing a gun at Zucky, saying "SAY COMMUNITY STANDARDS AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER!" There's much more to the meme that I've added; you gotta see it!

by jbcoops March 9, 2022

Zuckophant

Someone who completely sucks up to Zuckerberg so they don't get in trouble at Facebook.

My friend's a complete Zuckophant; he's never even spent a day in Zuckatraz!

by jbcoops March 20, 2022