jb's definitions

The Governor

A term widely used to describe the following sexual ceremony: While engaging in sexual intercourse, preferably from behind, and as the money shot approaches, the male "doer" spits on his partners back. When he/she turns around in disgust, the "doer" ejaculates into one eye of his partner and firmly punches the other eye, exclaiming "you have been Governed!". The "doer", now also known as "the Governor", then parades his triumph and is later honoured, by his judicators, with a t-shirt declaiming "The Governor!"

Clearly, The Governor is the only act to rectify virtuous social decorum!

by JB July 24, 2008

Pacer

A crappy high school mascot

Damn, the Lakeridge Pacers have a dumb team name!

by JB March 30, 2005

king

An event or news that is very important or big. King-size.

"You're having a baby? Thats so king!"

by Jb January 22, 2005

Rightarm

a lazier way of pronouncing "Right on"

"Did u get me the pack of schtigs that I asked for?"
"Yes, I did"
"Rightarm"

by JB January 30, 2004

ringass

An endless ass. A person who never stops being an ass, as in a never ending ring.

He was a complete ringass.

by jB January 6, 2004

Fo' Sho'

'For Sure' or Most definetly... Also meaning of course, or yes, yeah, ja, si, mmm hmmm , uh huh...

>Yo' Homme you wanna hit up that joint t'night?
>'Oh Fo' Sho' Dawg...

by JB February 13, 2003

chootie

Female sex organ. Pussy.

I shaved my chootie for you today.

by JB October 5, 2003