Velcro Gloves

Similar to the "sheep shagging" Velcro Glove useage, however this one is for gay men who like their men with lots of back hair (bears). Helps in hanging on, see Pillow Biter.
Here I come you big hairy man you! I've got on my Velcro Gloves
by jb October 26, 2004
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London

City in England where foreign bank accounts go to die.
A sandwich, potato chips (as Americans know them) and a Diet Coke at a Subway in London cost me the equivalent of US$14.
by JB June 23, 2004
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Giallo

A very stylish Italian suspense-thriller. The killer usually dons black leather gloves. This concept being introduced by Mario Bava, in 1964's "Blood and Black Lace".
Key films:
Dario Argento's "Deep Red"
Mario Bava's "Blood and Black Lace"
Dario Argento's "Tenebre"
by JB January 19, 2004
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Gat

Uneducated way of saying, "got." Got = Have.
I ain't gat no money.

That is, "I have no money."
by JB December 18, 2004
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bootilicious

more ass than a ka-dunka-dunk!!
that ass iz jus bootilicious.
by jb December 26, 2003
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catch22

A functionally retarded internet message board poster who exhibits symtoms of paranoia, schizophrenia, delusions, and drug and alcohol abuse.
"That babbling fruitcake sounds like catch22", or "Either a drunken retard flew in here on a missle fired from the Woolworth Building and started puking all over the place, or Catch is back".

Catch22 posts on several message boards using mutiple identities on each. He plays 'sock puppets' with himself, arguing between his various personas about nutty conspiracy theories and plots against him (them?). Some of his other identities include: ThisRendition, 1chipinbrain, JFK63&9/11, Electric Shock Guy, Cain Kills Abel, 32 Flavors, R.P. McMurphy, Ghostwriter, and many many others.

Catch currently divides his his time by arguing with himself about CIA persecution, and by working towards being the first person to be banned off of every single forum on the internet. As of late, he has been instigating conflicts and strife between boards who have banned one or more of his identities. Watch for a Catch22 appearance at a forum near you!
by JB January 05, 2005
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brazel dazzel

a faggot who is often seen bitching about people not being christianlike and/or explaining to girls how he doesnt understand them then asking to date
Look ryan's after laura agian...
omg...that stupid ass brazel dazzel will never learn...
by jb September 03, 2005
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