jb's definitions
1. The meaning of life
2. The idiotic thing JT said at the end of the MTV Movie Awards Matrix Parody.
2. The idiotic thing JT said at the end of the MTV Movie Awards Matrix Parody.
by JB November 2, 2003

Individuals on message boards who contribute nothing more than an emoticon or a single word answer, occuppy valuable space that should be dedicated to more important matters.
by JB December 26, 2003

A term widely used to describe the following sexual ceremony: While engaging in sexual intercourse, preferably from behind, and as the money shot approaches, the male "doer" spits on his partners back. When he/she turns around in disgust, the "doer" ejaculates into one eye of his partner and firmly punches the other eye, exclaiming "you have been Governed!". The "doer", now also known as "the Governor", then parades his triumph and is later honoured, by his judicators, with a t-shirt declaiming "The Governor!"
by JB July 24, 2008

A sandwich, potato chips (as Americans know them) and a Diet Coke at a Subway in London cost me the equivalent of US$14.
by JB June 23, 2004

The act of compulsively getting wired on coffee first thing in the morning, so you can jack-off to work-out cable television programs before you go to work.
Sabo witnessed me getting skitty kitty every morning. He would tilt his head in a knowing way and make the sound "ewpf".
by JB March 12, 2003
