Skip to main content

jb's definitions

bueme

1. The meaning of life
2. The idiotic thing JT said at the end of the MTV Movie Awards Matrix Parody.
Architect: GO host the hell out of that show!

JT: Bueme!
by JB November 2, 2003
mugGet the buememug.

post padder

Individuals on message boards who contribute nothing more than an emoticon or a single word answer, occuppy valuable space that should be dedicated to more important matters.
Matrix has a big bag of nothing, but XNOUGHT is a real post padder.
by JB December 26, 2003
mugGet the post paddermug.

The Governor

A term widely used to describe the following sexual ceremony: While engaging in sexual intercourse, preferably from behind, and as the money shot approaches, the male "doer" spits on his partners back. When he/she turns around in disgust, the "doer" ejaculates into one eye of his partner and firmly punches the other eye, exclaiming "you have been Governed!". The "doer", now also known as "the Governor", then parades his triumph and is later honoured, by his judicators, with a t-shirt declaiming "The Governor!"
Clearly, The Governor is the only act to rectify virtuous social decorum!
by JB July 24, 2008
mugGet the The Governormug.

yaht

yaht is not derogetory, it is crew
96 dee-greees on my Yaht!
YAHT
by JB March 11, 2003
mugGet the yahtmug.

London

City in England where foreign bank accounts go to die.
A sandwich, potato chips (as Americans know them) and a Diet Coke at a Subway in London cost me the equivalent of US$14.
by JB June 23, 2004
mugGet the Londonmug.

Skitty Kitty

The act of compulsively getting wired on coffee first thing in the morning, so you can jack-off to work-out cable television programs before you go to work.
Sabo witnessed me getting skitty kitty every morning. He would tilt his head in a knowing way and make the sound "ewpf".
by JB March 12, 2003
mugGet the Skitty Kittymug.

crumb

by JB November 14, 2003
mugGet the crumbmug.

Share this definition