jayr's definitions

Talent

Being able to twist one's man's balls and scratch one's man's ass at the same time. Also being able to stretch one's titties and stuff them in her ass.

"That girl Stephanie has mad talent... if you catch my drift.."

by JayR August 27, 2003

wooden eye

The sexiest thing about a slut. Preferably with a rusty nail in it.

"My cunt's got a wooden eye.. so she only has 20/0 vision.

by JayR August 27, 2003

soggy ho

A fat, sloppy, sweaty, deep fry cooking, nasty ass slut who sends her kids to school in beat ass clothes and three year old shoes.

Any mother named Pam.

by JayR August 27, 2003

frog

To die or to croak.

"How'd that kid down the street frog?"

by JayR February 18, 2007

drag

A homosexual, London-based term for clothing.

"Moz said he had bona drag in his latest photo shoot..."

by JayR August 27, 2003

Moz

The nickname or shortened version of Morrissey... who was the singer of English pre-emo band, The Smiths. Before the Smiths and homosexuality he was singing in the Nosebleeds.

"Moz is all the rage now that the Smiths are retro... BrandNew is gay."

by JayR August 27, 2003

PETA

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. We care more about animals than humans. Haha it's true, I won't deny it like the other pro PETA people. I would slice a dude's throat in a second, but I'd never eat a burger. Cause animals don't lie, corrupt, destroy, pollute and ruin the world. But everyday on the news, some fuck is raping an 8 year old or killing an old man for life insurance. Look in the mirror, we are the enemy. Sorry.

"PETA indirectly supports anti-human ideals.. but they are entirely valid."

by JayR July 3, 2004