wooden eye

The sexiest thing about a slut. Preferably with a rusty nail in it.

"My cunt's got a wooden eye.. so she only has 20/0 vision.

by JayR August 27, 2003

Talent

Being able to twist one's man's balls and scratch one's man's ass at the same time. Also being able to stretch one's titties and stuff them in her ass.

"That girl Stephanie has mad talent... if you catch my drift.."

by JayR August 27, 2003

cockpiece

You know... a wang.

"Lick up this cockpiece, slut."

by JayR August 27, 2003

chicken style

A great way to bone a slut. You are hitting it doggy style and then you gear into a snowmobile which you knock her arms down so she's face first and then flap your arms like a chicken while bocking.

"I hit it chicken style, I hit it up for miles in the home improvement aisle."

by JayR August 27, 2003

-piece

A suffix you can use for any noun.. even proper nouns.

"My wangpiece was assaulted by that cunt at the Drive-Thru."

by JayR August 27, 2003

oh my stars

The most death metal exclaimation one can make. In the vein of such weaker exclaimations such as "Oh my god." or "WOW".

Oh my stars, I can't believe she just ate shit out of another girls asshole. Nasty shit you download, Luke.

by JayR June 18, 2004

-bone

A suffix you can use for a body part.

"That douchecake cracked me in the jaw-bone!"

by JayR August 27, 2003