jayr's definitions

Nugbone

One's skull. A combination of the words nugget and bone, nugget meaning head.

Ya boy cracked me in the nugbone with a brick in a sock.

by JayR June 18, 2004

oh my stars

The most death metal exclaimation one can make. In the vein of such weaker exclaimations such as "Oh my god." or "WOW".

Oh my stars, I can't believe she just ate shit out of another girls asshole. Nasty shit you download, Luke.

by JayR June 18, 2004

crypt

1. A death metal variation of "crib".
2. A place to meet broads and feel up on their knockers.

1. Hey baby, why don't you come over my crypt and we'll play Ted Bundy.

2. I was fingerbanging this stiff I met in the crypt yesterday and I got formaldehyde on my manicure.

by JayR June 18, 2004

cheesetits

A slut who has breast cancer that eats holes in her tits.

"That bitches cunt droops down to her knees and her cancer ridden tits look like swiss cheese... she should go to the doctor or kill herself or something."

by JayR August 27, 2003

cockpiece

You know... a wang.

"Lick up this cockpiece, slut."

by JayR August 27, 2003

A-ha

The freshest new wave band out of Europe. They owned the 80s and had that dope ass video that was half pencil for "Take On Me"... the singer has mad range in that song... he's like better than Moz.

"A-ha owns your asshole and doesn't even bother to use it."

by JayR August 27, 2003

-bone

A suffix you can use for a body part.

"That douchecake cracked me in the jaw-bone!"

by JayR August 27, 2003