jayr's definitions

Talent

Being able to twist one's man's balls and scratch one's man's ass at the same time. Also being able to stretch one's titties and stuff them in her ass.

"That girl Stephanie has mad talent... if you catch my drift.."

by JayR August 27, 2003

Nugbone

One's skull. A combination of the words nugget and bone, nugget meaning head.

Ya boy cracked me in the nugbone with a brick in a sock.

by JayR June 18, 2004

disgusting

Musical term for incredibly fast or heavy shit.

The drummer of Ed Gein is disgusting for singing while playing that shit.

by JayR June 20, 2004

crypt

1. A death metal variation of "crib".
2. A place to meet broads and feel up on their knockers.

1. Hey baby, why don't you come over my crypt and we'll play Ted Bundy.

2. I was fingerbanging this stiff I met in the crypt yesterday and I got formaldehyde on my manicure.

by JayR June 18, 2004

oh my stars

The most death metal exclaimation one can make. In the vein of such weaker exclaimations such as "Oh my god." or "WOW".

Oh my stars, I can't believe she just ate shit out of another girls asshole. Nasty shit you download, Luke.

by JayR June 18, 2004

chicken style

A great way to bone a slut. You are hitting it doggy style and then you gear into a snowmobile which you knock her arms down so she's face first and then flap your arms like a chicken while bocking.

"I hit it chicken style, I hit it up for miles in the home improvement aisle."

by JayR August 27, 2003

-bone

A suffix you can use for a body part.

"That douchecake cracked me in the jaw-bone!"

by JayR August 27, 2003