jayr's definitions

cheesetits

A slut who has breast cancer that eats holes in her tits.

"That bitches cunt droops down to her knees and her cancer ridden tits look like swiss cheese... she should go to the doctor or kill herself or something."

by JayR August 27, 2003

que up

Straighten out or stop fucking up the order. Very English.

Fucking que up and pass that bud this way.

by JayR June 20, 2004

Nugbone

One's skull. A combination of the words nugget and bone, nugget meaning head.

Ya boy cracked me in the nugbone with a brick in a sock.

by JayR June 18, 2004

PETA

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. We care more about animals than humans. Haha it's true, I won't deny it like the other pro PETA people. I would slice a dude's throat in a second, but I'd never eat a burger. Cause animals don't lie, corrupt, destroy, pollute and ruin the world. But everyday on the news, some fuck is raping an 8 year old or killing an old man for life insurance. Look in the mirror, we are the enemy. Sorry.

"PETA indirectly supports anti-human ideals.. but they are entirely valid."

by JayR July 3, 2004

A-ha

The freshest new wave band out of Europe. They owned the 80s and had that dope ass video that was half pencil for "Take On Me"... the singer has mad range in that song... he's like better than Moz.

"A-ha owns your asshole and doesn't even bother to use it."

by JayR August 27, 2003

cockpiece

You know... a wang.

"Lick up this cockpiece, slut."

by JayR August 27, 2003

-piece

A suffix you can use for any noun.. even proper nouns.

"My wangpiece was assaulted by that cunt at the Drive-Thru."

by JayR August 27, 2003