Definitions by jayr

A-ha

The freshest new wave band out of Europe. They owned the 80s and had that dope ass video that was half pencil for "Take On Me"... the singer has mad range in that song... he's like better than Moz.

"A-ha owns your asshole and doesn't even bother to use it."

A-ha by JayR August 27, 2003

chicken style 

A great way to bone a slut. You are hitting it doggy style and then you gear into a snowmobile which you knock her arms down so she's face first and then flap your arms like a chicken while bocking.

"I hit it chicken style, I hit it up for miles in the home improvement aisle."

chicken style by JayR August 27, 2003

wooden eye 

The sexiest thing about a slut. Preferably with a rusty nail in it.

"My cunt's got a wooden eye.. so she only has 20/0 vision.

wooden eye by JayR August 27, 2003

Talent 

Being able to twist one's man's balls and scratch one's man's ass at the same time. Also being able to stretch one's titties and stuff them in her ass.

"That girl Stephanie has mad talent... if you catch my drift.."

Talent by JayR August 27, 2003

soggy ho 

A fat, sloppy, sweaty, deep fry cooking, nasty ass slut who sends her kids to school in beat ass clothes and three year old shoes.

Any mother named Pam.

soggy ho by JayR August 27, 2003

drag 

A homosexual, London-based term for clothing.

"Moz said he had bona drag in his latest photo shoot..."

drag by JayR August 27, 2003

Moz

The nickname or shortened version of Morrissey... who was the singer of English pre-emo band, The Smiths. Before the Smiths and homosexuality he was singing in the Nosebleeds.

"Moz is all the rage now that the Smiths are retro... BrandNew is gay."

Moz by JayR August 27, 2003