jay's definitions

jiffylube

To masterbate with car oil.

Jessie had to relax so he jiffylubed it.

by Jay April 6, 2005

Subway

a place that makes awesome subs but won't help u lose wieght as well as they say.

subway is one of the best places to eat i know of.

by jay August 3, 2003

cleavass

butt cleavage

u see the cleavass on that fat bitch? she needs to pull up her pants

by jay August 1, 2003

Speeling

An action word used to describe the time late at night when your mind fails to function properly, and various stupid and inane things become hilarious.

After staying up for 36 straight hours playing ping pong, Larry and I were definately speeling.

by Jay November 23, 2003

joe-motion

A natural phenomenon that takes place within certain individuals that acheives superior results.

I think it's time, use that joe-motion and conquer the world.

by Jay July 4, 2004

helmet

what they called head back in the day.

i'm going to get some helmet today boys!

by Jay May 29, 2003

teh

Originally just a misspelling from people typing too fast, "teh" has become a word used by net.writers to exemplify people who are ignorant or simply not thinking clearly (perhaps because they're typing too fast).

I was reading a fundamentalist site the other day, and the writer was all upset about kids listening to rock'n'roll. He believes it's TEH DEVIL MUSIC FROM HELL.

by Jay August 9, 2003