nanobug

nanobug is an aspiring pimp dictator, a genius, an anomaly compared to his peers who are inferior and will eventally be subjugated to his rule. If you are a female under the age of 25, hot, have big boobs, your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and you are down for the dirty sanchez, and your father can supply a dowry of $85,000 USD, you might just have what it takes to be one of his hos.
I want to be a pimp like nanobug when I grow up!
by Jay February 11, 2004
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V-check

The Girl Version of Nut check. the V stands for vagina (of course)
i just v-checked that ho.
by Jay March 14, 2005
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flashlight whip

when you get beaten over the head with a flashlight for talking like a dumbass and keeping everyone up
Shut up, no one likes you! If you say another word I'm going to flashlight whip you!
by Jay September 16, 2003
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schwanson

It is EVERYTHING. Not a person or a place just a thing.
Johnson: Can you help me lift that schwanson?

Fritz: No, that is a gigantic schwanson.
by Jay June 27, 2004
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alice in chains

by jay September 30, 2003
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crog

the destroyer of the universe toy as seen on friends.
crog will kill us all!
by jay July 24, 2004
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piss wizard

Someone who generally smells of urine quite badly. They are also pricts.
Hey hobbs man you stink of piss. Go the bog you smelly cunt.
by JaY January 23, 2003
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