jay's definitions

ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH

A place where only attractive, rich type kids shop and the ones that bitch and moan about people who shop there are jealous of. A store that exudes sex appeal and that everyone wishes they could look like the models in the the pictures. Healthy, muscular fit guys and sexy curvy girls posted all over the store. Anyone not lucky enough to look like or be associated with the store has to make fun of those of us who are. too bad.

jealous 1= ah dude look at those guys.
jealous 2=yeah they must shop at a&f.
jealous1=yeah they look gay, but look at those hot chicks with them. I wish we could pull chicks like that.
jealous 2=yeah man, lets go ask our moms for money....

by Jay June 17, 2005

Canada

A fine, respectable nation. What America should be, but really isn't. Much more diverse and cultivated than most give them credit for, and much more liberal on topics such as narcotics and marriage. Most of the country is unihabitable, and the winters can be excruciatingly cold, but British Columbia is fairly temperate. This wondrous province is sort of like Washington State and Colorado rolled into one. Toronto and Montreal are the major cultural hubs and the people live in harmony. Racism and crime is virtually nonexistant and the people are proud and progressive. However, taxes and gasoline aren't cheap so any potential American defectors, be warned. The U.S. should take some notes and try to emulate the Canadian culture.

The bickering between Canada and the U.S. is pointless. Both countries have their problems and are aware of it, but as neighbors we should stick together and help each other out.

by Jay June 1, 2005

Minnesota

Boring-ass state of 5 million conservative hillbillies trying to prove to the world how hip and liberal they really aren't.

Arkansas has twice as many teeth as Minnesota.

by Jay May 29, 2005

eat me

An insult, expressing disapproval or disgust.

When the boss told me I was fired, I told him to 'eat me!'

by Jay May 13, 2005

duece

An unattractive person, based on a scale of one to ten.

No she wasn't cute, she was a duece.

by Jay May 13, 2005

stfuing

verb; The stating of the word "STFU"
A word used commonly on the internet, when someone wishes to use the stfu statement in the verb sense.

"I'm bored with your constant stfuing, go eat a banana or something."

by Jay May 13, 2005

BRIZZLE

receiving oral sex, have a female perform oral sex on you head

shorty gave me some brizzle.

by jay May 13, 2005