jay's definitions

squingee muffins

Muffins filled with splooge.

Dana made squingee muffins for his brother for his birthday, but the funny thing is Dana didnt have a brother.

by Jay April 5, 2005

SLATTY BATCH

Translated from "Donkanese" as being a slutty bitch.

I fucked this Slatty Batch that gave me gonnaherpasyphalaids.

by Jay February 23, 2003

eat me

An insult, expressing disapproval or disgust.

When the boss told me I was fired, I told him to 'eat me!'

by Jay May 13, 2005

black cave

adj.
through means of a prosititute. When one kicks in the teeth of said prostitute. Done when the buyer says "Let me get my wallet" then preceeds to kick in the teeth of the prostitute.

"I'm going to give Hannah on the third floor a black cave.

by Jay May 13, 2005

screamo

yelling song lyrics that mean something sad or emotional

hawthorne heights is a screamo band

by jay May 13, 2005

poopyface

someone that is silly and does crappy things

john ate my burrito.. what a poopyface

by Jay January 27, 2004

Advanced Training Institute

An organization that develops homeschooling curriculum, many times manifesting itself into a certain family lifestyle (see Gothardite).

Usually refered to as ATI (or ATIA, for old-timers), it has a connotation of strict rules, large families, and the infamous navy & white clothing.

"Did ya see that new family? There must be like a dozen kids and they were all wearing navy & white....I think they're ATI for sure."

by jay February 21, 2005