jay's definitions

crank

Yorkshire slang. A general insult along the vein of muppet.

'ere, you crank, what you doing?

by Jay June 11, 2006

fluff

to release gas; fart

Trouble fluffed.

by Jay November 14, 2002

bam

Used as an action. When you 'put the bam down' on someone or something means you busted them down, broke them down, showed them what's up, etc. etc.

"I put the bam on a Dodge Viper the other day"

by Jay June 2, 2004

hitlered

Gettin a shit Mustache Just like Hitlers

"Butters, Im gonna Hitler you if your as Dont go to sleep, piece of shit.

by Jay March 20, 2003

The Answer

Nickname for best shooting guard in the NBA, Allen Iverson

by Jay September 21, 2003

elvising

gerund. 1. the process of gaining weight, bloating; 2. the process of gaining weight and growing sideburns simultaneously; 3. the process of gaining weight, growing sideburns, and developing an addiction to prescription drugs simultaneously; 4. any downward spiral involving rapid weight gain. See Elvis.

Man, James is really elvising. Must be all that malt liquor and Popeyes he's had since his old lady gave him the boot.

by Jay November 25, 2004

widnes

Home to the Widnes Vikings

First team to beat Warrington Wolves at their new ground and that will go down in history

Stick that in your pipe and smoke it wire scum

by Jay June 10, 2004