jay's definitions

Buckie

refered to as "bottle of beat the wife" as it usually leads to violence as women

goin for a bottle of beat da wife

by jay November 23, 2004

My Lai

A place in Vietnam where US soldiers beat, raped, tortured and murdered hundreds of innocent civilians and burned their village, knowing full well that the Viet Cong were not there (as demonstrated in court by US military witnesses).

Of the many perpetrators, only one was ever convicted but later pardoned by the President, showing that War Crimes and War Criminals are tolerated in America - as long as they were perpetrated by Americans (or indeed, Israelis).

Man! I went to My Lai and raped me a fine little 12 year old Vietnamese girl, beat and shot a few of the yella gooks and burned their village - and no-one ever pulled me up on it! God Bless America! Now, I'm off to Iraqistan to killify that evil murdering Soddam guy! We can't have world leaders abusing human rights!

by Jay April 16, 2004

mustach ride

made by a old guy. the meaning is a guy that has a mustach deep throats another man's shaft.

who wants a mustach ride

by jay March 18, 2005

crank

Yorkshire slang. A general insult along the vein of muppet.

'ere, you crank, what you doing?

by Jay June 11, 2006

Kerrwood

Bigger and badder then amherst and the WW combined. don't think you can fuck with kerrwood and get away with it...baddest motha fuckas in burke

don't fuck with kerrwood

by Jay July 21, 2004

g spot

the prostate when found through the asshole. is said to trigger ejaculation

"tap that prostate, hit that g spot!"

by Jay May 10, 2003

jafakin'

a black guy who acts like a Jamaican but isn't one!

Check out this guy.......that's some serious Jafakin' goin on!!

by Jay June 5, 2003