jay's definitions
1. One who has eyes which closely resemble a pair of vaginas.
2. A vagina that closely resembles Baishi's eyes.
2. A vagina that closely resembles Baishi's eyes.
I was under the stands at the football game and she wasn't wearing any panties and I saw her baishi!!
by Jay October 30, 2003
Get the baishimug. 
1. a sentence or action that is stupid or nonsenseical (see also cool points)
2. Nemesis fouling up his lines
2. Nemesis fouling up his lines
1. Oh man, he gets S.A.R.S. for picking out that wedgie in public...minus 10
2. S.A.R.S... i mean...S.T.A.R.S.
2. S.A.R.S... i mean...S.T.A.R.S.
by jay August 18, 2003
Get the S.A.R.S.mug. 
A great town i dont care what you say . All those people who live here and say "OMFG MEDFORD IS SOOOOOOO BORING" need take a look around them. The black to white ratio is 99 to 1 , less then that even. There is no crime . The is a gay ass highschool that we all take as a complet joke. It was nick named "shawnee prison" Dew to the ban on drinking water and the loss of ketchup cup. Cause they didnt fit into the budget which is like 4000000 dollars . There are mostly big homes over 5000 sq feet. Your 30 mins from philly 10 mins from the mall 10 mins from a movie theater 2 hours from NYC and 30 mins from the shore. Also there is no more building there due to the pinebarrens what eles can you ask for??? Oh and i cant forget the massive drugs that go threw this town , its kinda funny cause you wouldnt think it until you walked into shawnee for about 10 mins.
White , nice clothes , nice shoes , and drinking on the bored walk at 14 years old . He must be from medford.
by Jay March 17, 2005
Get the Medford,NJmug. 
i was taking a dump one day and i looked over into the mirror and i saw that these muscles were flexing.
by Jay May 10, 2003
Get the crappersmug.