jay's definitions

ripped like jesus

someone that is buff, strong, cut, jesus was a carpenter and was probably really strong

damn, that man is ripped like jesus

by jay April 18, 2003

upper decking

The process of taking a shit in the tank of a toilet instead of the bowl so when the next person flushes, all the shit goes into the bowl

Taking a shit in the tank instead of the toliet is upper decking.

by Jay December 26, 2003

west

Similar to sweded or blitzed. To be west is to be fucked.

Big Mellor's head is west

by JaY January 20, 2003

hangela

the name of the hand you use to wank off

I'm getting laid tonight by hangela

by jay April 25, 2003

karlo

a handsome, intelligent, athletic, and perfect in every way man

karlo is so versatile

by jay June 9, 2003

Adobo

A delicious beef or chicken dish from Filipinos

I want some of that sexy adobo!!!!!!

by Jay November 17, 2003

nyoonch

A term for the ilicit marijuana

"Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Motha Motha Fuck,Motha Fuck,Motha Fuck Motha Fuck Nyoonch, Nyoonch, Nyoonch, 1-2, 1-2-3-4, Nyoonch, Nyoonch, Nyoonch, Shmokin Weed, Shmokin Weed..."-Jay

by Jay January 25, 2005