jay's definitions

macaroni

adj.-
Synonym for "cool". Derived from the Oxford English Dictionary original definition of an 18th century dandy who affected mannerisms of Continental Europe.

"Stuck a feather in his (Doodle's) cap and called it macaroni."

"Man, that bitch is macaroni"

"I'm so macaroni, girls will want to pour cheese on me."

by Jay May 13, 2005

lads

the proud owners of snoop dogg clothin, wutang, dada, n otha market junk. aussies who dres like this r lads. they r found round padstow, revesby, blacktown etc. in otha words cheap houso aussies that dress like ali g

ahaha, look at that lad

by jay May 13, 2005

theonlinenet

dear god, it's good

It's fucking awesome!

by jay June 18, 2003

doeberry

yeast berries hangin on pubic hairs

that hoe had doeberries on her bush

by jay September 30, 2003

tally

the act of hitting one in the nuts, using the back of the hand in a whiplash motion

i tallied that fucker so good

by Jay May 10, 2003

lunch box

a familiar term for a fat guy (usually your friend, or hetero-life partner)

"Hey, Lunchbox!!! Check out the tits on that bitch!!!"

by jay February 5, 2003

Nuclear Ambiguity

When a dangerous rogue state which is suspected of having an illegal nuclear weapons arsenal claims that it "...will not introduce nuclear weapons to the Middle East" - and continues to claim that it does not have weapons of mass destruction even after one of its nuclear technicians proves that it does have a nuclear stockpile of at least 300 warheads (all so it can continue to be propped up by billions of dollars in aid from an allied country which has a law banning it from supporting proliferating countries).

Nuclear weapons? What nuclear weapons? The facility at Dimona is a textiles factory....okay okay, it is just a civilian nuclear research programme.

Now, Papa America, as we DO NOT have nuclear weapons please can you give us even more and more billions of aid dollars so we can continue building on occupied land and developing our nuclear power station.

by Jay April 21, 2004