jay's definitions

log

a very long, solid peice of shit. sometimes so large in gurth it makes one cry or grap thier ankles and really push.

i had the biggest log today

by Jay May 10, 2003

yo mama

A poor comback when nothing else comes to mind.

1.) At leats I have a mama not two dads and a chemistry set.
2.) Your moms like a postage stamp, I'll lick her stick her and send her away.
3.) Lets get off the subject of mama's cause I just got off yours.
4.) You keep my mom out of this I'll keep this out of your mom.

by Jay November 13, 2003

Serrated

A jagged edge or rough surface.

"Hey billy, hand me that Serrated Knife over there... I need to do us all a favor!"

by Jay December 28, 2003

sexy

cool and all its counterparts is played out. Sexy is a far better choice.

That ride is sexy. ect ect

by jay May 13, 2005

nanobug

nanobug is an aspiring pimp dictator, a genius, an anomaly compared to his peers who are inferior and will eventally be subjugated to his rule. If you are a female under the age of 25, hot, have big boobs, your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and you are down for the dirty sanchez, and your father can supply a dowry of $85,000 USD, you might just have what it takes to be one of his hos.

I want to be a pimp like nanobug when I grow up!

by Jay February 10, 2004

harfniffer

One who engages in the practice of biting at his/her fart bubbbles in a bathtub or pool.

Dude! That's gross, you harfniffer!

by Jay August 11, 2004

caveman

dude found everyware in kitchener but usually downtown with dreads and a black paint stained coat. severe drinking problem. wicked with the guitar and lots of other shyt

caveman, give me back my wallet

by jay November 9, 2003