Definitions by java
Diesel
Slang/metaphor to signify friendship and levels thereof.
Diesel: Friendly
Dieselness or Dieselhood: Friendliness
DIESEL SCALE:
0-33%: American Diesel- Below 50 Cetane (New Friend - Regular Friend)
33-66%: European Diesel- Above 50 Cetane (Regular Friend - Good Friend)
66-100%: Biodiesel- Cetane Unknown but helpful to the environment. (Good Friend - Best Friend)
100% & up: Fuel Cell (like those prototype Hydrogen Fuel Cells. In other words, if the Opposite Sex is Fuel Cell towards you, they like you more than a friend.)
Fuel Cell is Heterosexual only. Homosexual love is so different it requires its own fuel! See Solar Power.
Diesel: Friendly
Dieselness or Dieselhood: Friendliness
DIESEL SCALE:
0-33%: American Diesel- Below 50 Cetane (New Friend - Regular Friend)
33-66%: European Diesel- Above 50 Cetane (Regular Friend - Good Friend)
66-100%: Biodiesel- Cetane Unknown but helpful to the environment. (Good Friend - Best Friend)
100% & up: Fuel Cell (like those prototype Hydrogen Fuel Cells. In other words, if the Opposite Sex is Fuel Cell towards you, they like you more than a friend.)
Fuel Cell is Heterosexual only. Homosexual love is so different it requires its own fuel! See Solar Power.
(DISCLAIMER:
- Never, EVER spray Diesel Fuel on a person acting gasoline towards you!
- Even though it sounds like a quick & easy fix to a friendship, it will NOT work!
- In fact, their gasolinism will worsen, or worse- their stance towards you may sink to the abyss of being Jet Fuel!!
- This is only a slang/metaphor/analogy so please keep this in mind!)
Example 1: Hey Dane, why aren't you being Diesel tonight? Oh, DGray is possessing you again?? Dane, I know you're in there somewhere, so fight him out of your body!
Example 2: So Josh, how Diesel is your girlfriend?
Josh: She's more than that; She's pretty Fuel Cell, man!
Example 3: The most important part is- you survived. That's the most diesel thing you can ever do for us.
Example 4: That guy is acting a little TOO diesel towards you! Do you think he's showing a little... ...solarity?
Example 5: While I was on the phone at a gas station, when I saw a diesel truck pass, they increased my credit limit to $750.
However, I was at this gas station that didn't serve any diesel, so when I got done refueling, I saw a car rear-end another, which is a pretty gasoline thing to happen!
- Never, EVER spray Diesel Fuel on a person acting gasoline towards you!
- Even though it sounds like a quick & easy fix to a friendship, it will NOT work!
- In fact, their gasolinism will worsen, or worse- their stance towards you may sink to the abyss of being Jet Fuel!!
- This is only a slang/metaphor/analogy so please keep this in mind!)
Example 1: Hey Dane, why aren't you being Diesel tonight? Oh, DGray is possessing you again?? Dane, I know you're in there somewhere, so fight him out of your body!
Example 2: So Josh, how Diesel is your girlfriend?
Josh: She's more than that; She's pretty Fuel Cell, man!
Example 3: The most important part is- you survived. That's the most diesel thing you can ever do for us.
Example 4: That guy is acting a little TOO diesel towards you! Do you think he's showing a little... ...solarity?
Example 5: While I was on the phone at a gas station, when I saw a diesel truck pass, they increased my credit limit to $750.
However, I was at this gas station that didn't serve any diesel, so when I got done refueling, I saw a car rear-end another, which is a pretty gasoline thing to happen!
Ricerland
a Military Base.
There are more concentrations of Ricers at a Military Base than no other.
The only vehicles that "win" are tactical vehicles, and that's during combat, not a street race. The rest of the vehicles completely lose in every street race.
There are more concentrations of Ricers at a Military Base than no other.
The only vehicles that "win" are tactical vehicles, and that's during combat, not a street race. The rest of the vehicles completely lose in every street race.
When I visited a military base, I saw Ricers Galore! Everywhere I turned, there were ricers! Ricers beside me, in front of me, parked over there, EVERYWHERE!!!!
You know, our soldiers can win battles but usually never Street Races!! Why? Because the car they usually race with is just a ricer!!
If there were street races there, the few Mercedes and BMW imports in the race are the winners in the end.
You know, our soldiers can win battles but usually never Street Races!! Why? Because the car they usually race with is just a ricer!!
If there were street races there, the few Mercedes and BMW imports in the race are the winners in the end.
C-less castle
Just say "Castle" without the "C". What word does it sound like??
It describes a person that's being jet fuel towards someone.
See 455h013.
It describes a person that's being jet fuel towards someone.
See 455h013.
Last year, some of the guys down on A-Wing were real C-Less Castles! I'm glad some of them moved out.
For those of you that do not know, it was the 4th Floor A-Wing at Marlatt Hall, in Kansas State University.
For those of you that do not know, it was the 4th Floor A-Wing at Marlatt Hall, in Kansas State University.
C-less castle by Java September 7, 2004