tissue

your best friend when your nose needs some lovin'.
"hello tissue. i'm sick. come here and give me some nose-lovin'."
by jason January 08, 2004
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Manziere

a bra created for older men who have excess flab in the upper chest area and give the appearance of having breasts
Aka- the "Bro"
by Jason June 30, 2004
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University of Waterloo

A horribly overrated, poorly located, atrociously designed school. It's only strength lies in it's engineering prowess, specifically the fields of electrical and computer engineering. Any student who attends this university for any reason other than engineering is blind to the fact that they are utterly wasting their time and money.

Waterloo kids constantly remind anyone who will listen that the school enjoys a healthy relationship with microsoft as a "secret recruiting ground" because that ancient fact is essentially it's only claim to fame.

Students of the school also enjoy making reference to a horribly overdrawn exaggeration in that the school is "The MIT of the North", possibly because they are really stupid enough to believe so, or because they have been shut off from the outside world because of the school's horrendously unfavourable location.

In reality, among Canadian universities, the school sits comfortably in the middle of the pack.
friend 1: So, I'm going to U of T next year. What about you?

friend 2: I was accepted at Waterloo for math, so I'm definitely going there. It's a Canadian Ivy!

friend 1: Sometimes I can't believe we're even friends.
by Jason January 02, 2005
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Dooouf

When Carl ran into the helicopter, it was like DOOOUF!
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merve

A bum, or vagrant with approximately 15 minutes left to live.
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gatmen

A White / Azn Guy Who Thinks His IQ Surpasses Everyones

A Person Who Gets Furious At The Smallest Things

Someone Who Gets Pwned By Others A Lot
Your Such A Gatmen

Why You Gotta Be A Gatmen

You Just Got Gatmen'd
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rikka rikka

To jack off.
by Jason January 26, 2004
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