ianad

"I am not a doctor" An online abbreviation, like IMHO or AFAIK. Compare ianal.

"ianad, but, you really should get that looked at."

by Jason February 25, 2005

Postal

Usually a term to describe extreme frustration and a point of tension that approaches violence.

Man, that guy had me so pissed off, I was about ready to go postal on the whole office.

by jason February 04, 2004

flat dick

One who prevents those around him from enjoying fun and/or amusing activities.

Jason: Dan, are you done drinking?
Dan: Yes, Jason, I believe I am.
Jason: Flat dick

by Jason December 18, 2004

high ball

someone who is stoned, usually on pot.

That suse is a highball.

by Jason May 18, 2004

saps

To mess up your chances of hooking up with someone by acting foolish at the last second.

"I had her in my bed but then I told her I just wanted a physical relationship and she took off." "Wow, you sure saps that one up."

by jason July 11, 2003

saps

To mess up your chances of hooking up with a member of the opposite sex by acting foolish at the last minute.

"I had her in bed, but then I told her that I just wanted a physical relationship and she bolted!" "Wow, you sure saps that one up."

by jason July 11, 2003

rtfq

Read The Fuckin' Question

My professor often replied "RTFQ" when students would ask him stupid questions during an exam.

by Jason January 09, 2004