Clemons

n. A stray pubic hair found in a place where pubic hair generally is not located.

I guess I don't mind finding a clemons on a urinal, 'cause it's normal for them to be there. But when I find them on the sink, I start to wonder what went down.

by Jason June 05, 2005

chili dog

A penis that has just been removed from another's arse after anal sex - usually very nasty and covered with various foul secretions and excrement.

Suzy is a dirty dirty whore! I fucked her in the ass last night and after I blew my load she turned around and sucked my chili dog clean. It was awesome!

by Jason January 09, 2004

aced

screwed, not being able o do what you wanted to do

dude yoour so aced

by jason February 09, 2003

booty buddies

cut friends, sexual partners (usually secret) with no formal romantic relationship.

I don't want agirl friend, but we can still be booty buddies.

by jason October 16, 2003

sour

to be upset, mad, or angry

whyd u bone my sister... now im sour

by Jason January 06, 2005

capon

a castrated male chicken

you are a damn capon

by jason October 22, 2003

mickin

to be doing absolutley nothing, laying around, with nothing to do. bored

"hey justin what are you doing today?"
"just MICKIN around dog."

by Jason October 29, 2006