james's definitions

inbred hill billies

seen in the film wrong turn this is how wibble laughs when he is drunk and he wants to bone his step sister

leos when i almost hit him

by james December 17, 2004

Scope

Scope is a term used for a spastic

Look at that scopehead!! He looks like Vav

by James July 12, 2004

???????

verb symbol - used when someone is confused.

??????? ... huh?

by James September 21, 2003

dilzip

Commonly referd to as a "dick" or "asshole"

Man, Scott Doyle is such a dilzip

by James March 19, 2004

whoom

the act of telling a story, perferrably one about sex

james goes whoom when he tells a story

by james March 28, 2004

bumchodderism

The act of licking of one's ass cheeks while spreading wide on a wooden bench and trying to eat kebabs.

hey, i heard you got arrested for bumchodderism, is this true?

by James May 1, 2003

burning rembrandt

On June 15th 1985, a Lithuanian man entered the Hermitage museum in Leningrad, and approached Rembrandt's 1636 painting "Danae". He slashed and stabbed at the ancient canvas twice, then tossed a bottle of sulfuric acid at it. This event is referenced in the phrase "a burning rebrandt". Though acid was used to burn this painting away, anything that burns in anyway may be remarked upon as being a burning rembrandt, or as burning like a rembrandt.

"My bacon was burnt like a rembrandt"
"That warehouse is burning like a rembrandt!"

by James February 22, 2005