Definitions by james

World War III

The war that was supposed to happen in 1985, according to the novel written by British former General Sir John Hackett, entitled "The Third World War: The Untold Story".

Features the usual Cold War era nemeses (U.S.A. / U.S.S.R) and their respective allies (lackies) with fighting taking place in various theatres, notably central Europe and the Middle East.

First published in 1978, revised in 1982; commonly referred to under the genre of "future history", but can now of course be classified as "alternate history".

"The Third World War" makes references to much of the military hardware of the day (F-15 Eagle fighter jets, AH-64 Apache helicopter gunships, and Abrams tanks, just to name a few), as well as concentrated (but contained) nuclear attacks on Birmingham, UK and Minsk, USSR.

A very realistic and intriguing account of what COULD HAVE happened, but thank God, never did. And an excellent read.

World War III by James August 11, 2004

lunk 

Is used to describe a person or object that represents low demeanor or value. It can also be used to describe an unidentifyable object.

Goddamn that guy drives a Lunk car;
What the hell are you eating!? it looks like a Lunk or something!

lunk by james August 11, 2004

slug 

to punch in the face

im goina slug u soooo hard!

slug by james August 7, 2004

Chemical Peel 

1. A form of facial given at most beauty salons
2. Similar to a facial, except that the person giving it has the Asian STD that causes one's sperm to turn acidic and burn the other person

"How much do you charge for a chemical peel to go with my facial?"

and

"Ah my face! You gave me a chemical peel!"

Chemical Peel by James August 6, 2004

gronk 

one who possesses the qualities of a doorbitch but is not actually a doorbitch - rude, unpleasant, superficial, ignorant, self-absorbed, arogant, will put out for coke

man, iknow you were drunk but i still cant believe you shagged that dumb-arsed gronk. You really should go get a bloodtest.

gronk by james August 6, 2004

altered beast 

a very large and hairy man (usually me) who has recently consumed unholy amounts of psycho-active hallucinogens and is bustin out chunky moves oldschool in a most unpercedented and unordadox manner

innocent onlooker: go you altered beast, shake that hairy, hairy, good thang all over that floor

altered beast: BLEEEEAAARRGH

altered beast by james August 6, 2004

Ooching

Some word Pres. Bush made up to make himself look smart.

We will be ooching the enemy..wwwaahh

Ooching by James August 5, 2004