jakestar's definitions

neighbor

People who live adjacent to you.

They may live next door, down the road, on the other side of the wall, on top of you, or below you.

They can be nice, rude, outgoing, shy, or cool. They may bake plates of browines or cookies for you. They may have sex a lot. They may blast shitty music at unreasonable hours. You may hang out with them a lot. You may never see them.

Weather you love them or hate them, you had better learn to live with them, because they live so close to you, after all.

Make sure that your neighbor isnt a serial murderer/rapist.

by JakeStar April 28, 2005

Garfield

One of the worst comics in the newspaper, second only to The Family Circus. The setting always consists of the same countertop, and involves Garfield eating food or smacking a spider with a rolled up newspaper.

Shit like Garfield is adored by the masses, while The Boondocks is yanked from papers because it might offend some white people.

by JakeStar April 25, 2005

teenage wastland

Not a song by The Who. Try Baba O'Riley

"Teenage Wasteland is my favoirite Who song!"

"I'm afraid I don't know that one"

by JakeStar May 4, 2005

uma thurman

Talented actress most famous for her roles in the Quinten Tarintino's Pulp Fiction and Kill Bill series.

She resembles a classy, pretty, Paris Hilton.

Not only is she a better actress than Paris Hilton, shes way hotter.

by JakeStar April 28, 2005

broadband

The most efficient way to download porn from the internet

Waahoo! Me and my right hand love broadband!

by JakeStar April 25, 2005

Big D

Yet another name for diarrhea.

"Where's Doug? He was supposed to be here an hour ago!"

"He said something about stopping at Taco Bell. He must have gotten the Big D."

by JakeStar April 9, 2006

youtube

America's Funniest Home Videos, minus Bob Saget

Let's see what is on Youtube today...Two 15 year olds lip-syncing "Barbie Girl," some dude getting kicked in the nuts, a cute puppy, two 15 year olds lip-syncing "Hey Ya"...

by JakeStar November 11, 2008