jake's definitions

Rolling

When you roll a ciggarette or spliff using Rizzlas or smoking paper.

Hey man, roll me a fat one

by Jake January 22, 2005

x incher

penis of "x" inches in length

eg. German 5.3" (or other Central European)
Irish 6.3"
Newfoundland 8" (but those goofs measure on the bottom side)

by Jake January 13, 2004

funa

Vagina or pussy see kooter

James likes to play with Sissy's Funa

by jake December 3, 2004

Asia Carrera

A well known porn star who runs her own website and knows how to use computers. Her best attribute is her ability to look like someone you know, while fucking some stud. She is smart, sexy, and available (all you have to do is drive to your local XXX store, or visit www.asiacarrera.com). If you play Unreal Tournament much, Asia has probably whipped your ass at some point or another.

Damn, I just got asswhipped in UT by Asia Carrera. I guess the only thing to do is go to her website and whack off to her tit pics.

by Jake December 2, 2003

schuter

A person who who talks about toting the AK but has never even seen one.It came from a wannabe gangster german who had his ass kicked arouned to much.

"Hey man you better stay clear of him he totes""No he is just a straight up schuter"

by Jake May 13, 2005

furrow

pussy lips, cunt, pussy, snatch, slash, etc

I'd like to plow her furrow with my dick.

by Jake March 1, 2004

chooch

(noun) see cunt,pussy

We had fun playing baseball until Mary caught one in the chooch.

by Jake January 18, 2004