by jake August 06, 2004
Get the unicorningmug. Player A uses a 'nade on a room killing Players B, C, and D. Player E then proceeds to sneak up on him and brutally rape him with a melee weapon.
by Jake May 07, 2004
Get the n00btacularmug. by jake April 11, 2005
Get the g unit!mug. One who enjoys tatooing dirty homosexual phrases upon the genetalia of their fruity companions. Not be be confused with a mere toatooist tatooing a penis, the cock author does it solely for pleasure and not for profit.
Hans: Were you invited to Bjorn's tatoo party?
Wilhelm: I wouldn't go over there if I were you. He's not a tatooist. He's a freakin cock author.
Hans: Oh shit...
Wilhelm: I wouldn't go over there if I were you. He's not a tatooist. He's a freakin cock author.
Hans: Oh shit...
by JakE May 21, 2007
Get the cock authormug. Put the car up on a hoist and have a look yourself, that's the ticket.
Viagra is the ticket to better sex.
With condoms we found using a lubricant is the ticket.
Viagra is the ticket to better sex.
With condoms we found using a lubricant is the ticket.
by Jake March 25, 2004
Get the the ticketmug. The bringer of all pastries that are delectible and insatiable. Women are easily seduced by the orgasmic and luscious chocolates as well as sugary delectables that are founded by the Master Pastry Chef himself, Jacob Shammas
1st Hotty : I had the best sex ever, after eating one of JakesCakes' desserts.
2nd Hotty : Man, that chocolate mousse from Jakescakes was sooo good, i almost came.
2nd Hotty : Man, that chocolate mousse from Jakescakes was sooo good, i almost came.
by Jake March 13, 2005
Get the jakescakesmug. 