jake's definitions

self-gasoholic

one who enjoys the smell of his or her own farts.

by Jake November 8, 2003

pube strangler

One who makes a rope entirely out of human pubes, and then strangles someone. Sometimes for extra humiliation before killing a victim, a pube strangler may rip out the victim's own pubes, and then proceed with strangling him or her.

Harry: Whoa. I hear there's a fucking pube strangler on the loose.

Dillon: Yeah. That shits crazy. He already killed Chad and Molly. We better lock our doors.

by JakE May 21, 2007

mustang

For all you inbred, rice chomping, English language challenged morons who seem to think a Mustang is slow, I just love the looks I get when my 03 Mach 1 toasts those little Jap and European pieces of shit! Then they try and accuse me of running NAWS, dumb bastards need to wake the fuck up and realize that a Mustang will waste 95% of the vehicles on the road without breaking a sweat, or any parts for that matter! Maybe a V6 can't get the job done, but there is a Mustang model somewhere along the line that can, ie GT, Mach 1, Cobra, Cobra R, Roush, Saleen. So go grab hold of that bleacher-seat metal wing, stick your little weenies in your big old fart cans and hump those little Asian vibrators for all your worth, 'cause that's the only way your gonna feel like a man.

That Mustang beat my 350Z, he must be spraying!

by Jake December 24, 2003

cloud nine

that altered state (of mind) into which the male is elevated when his girlfriend gives him a tantalizing, long, slow blow job which seems so perfect that he wishes to die rather than return to reality on Earth.

I was on Cloud Nine when she blew me, then licked the last drop off my tip and swallowed my cum.

by Jake February 17, 2004

cleavage

the visible gap between a woman's breasts. Zero gap preferred, 1/2" is interesting, 3" is boring, 5" is too much.

I like to casually look down the front of Jessica's blouse to view her cleavage

by Jake March 5, 2004

Binky

A childs pacifier

2 year old John Gotti: Moms!!!! Youse betta gimme my fuckin binky back before I wack youse!

by Jake September 22, 2003

pidgeon

someone who becomes someone else's stooge.

Danielle is my pidgeon because she is the bitch that takes the fall for my errors.

by jake January 21, 2005