jake's definitions

escargot

French for "snail", commonly the snail body that comes out of a snail shell. Edible.

he: "Would you care for escargot?"

she: "er, no thanks. It always looks too much like tiny inner & outer labia. I'm not into eating that."

by Jake April 17, 2004

Rinkyrin

An absolute remmer, created by Dave!

Rinkyrin: RINKY! (insert spasticated voice)

by Jake February 3, 2004

well fuck me blue

conveys surprise, like "I'll be damned"

"She has a twin? Well fuck me blue."

by Jake March 19, 2004

pannis

(noun)a hanging pouch on a woman's abdomen.This occurs above the navel & below the breasts.Usually in the period following childbirth. Do not confuse with the erotic belly bulge

She's had 3 kids, its no wonder that she wears large shirts, hanging out, to hide her pannis

by Jake January 19, 2004

crap

Less offensive than shit, more offensive than poop.

(In front of parents) "I just stepped in dog crap!

by Jake March 31, 2005

Little Bunny Foofoo

When a guy puts his penis in between his legs so all you can see is his bush and it looks like a vagina.

Buffalo Bill had a crazy little bunny foofoo in silence of the lambs.

by Jake June 30, 2004

troff

TRON is a BASIC command, short for "trace on". The command is a debugging tool, to trace a program line by line to ferret out bugs and glitches. (It's opposite is TROFF, which turns the trace off.)

"hey man troff that app suckah."

by Jake April 25, 2005