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Jokers Card

the joker cards something you juggahos will never understand
after all 6 have risen the end of time will consume us all
by jake January 20, 2004
mugGet the Jokers Cardmug.

OC

premature ejaculation, that is, to cum "Out (of) Cunt"
I was in such a hurry with her that I OC'd.
by Jake March 24, 2004
mugGet the OCmug.

funkateer

The worlds most bangin thugs. Made up of Jake-Money, James-Money, Pete-Money, Ralph-Money,Murf-Money, Kevin-Money, Bill-Money, and Mark-Money.
"Yo, i heard th Funkateers are gonna be reppin' tonight!"
"Word?!?!"
"Straight up!!!"
by jake September 16, 2004
mugGet the funkateermug.

H H

Did you two H H? That's pretty hott
by Jake December 6, 2003
mugGet the H Hmug.

deck bunny

the woman that you take sailing with you whose main purpose is to ornament the foredeck by wearing a bikini and taking the top off to sunbathe. Really good deck bunnies shave their beaver before they arrive at dockside, and they take off their top and their bottom. See also rudder slut. Deck bunnies don't have to fuck the captain but its nice if they do, its usually a long swim to shore if they decide "no"
Two bad weekends in a row, first one it rained both days and the deck bunny wouldn't fuck. Next one, it was sunny but the deck bunny didn't shave, then got her period, then was too seasick to blow me down.
by Jake February 3, 2004
mugGet the deck bunnymug.

foot fuck

a form of masturbation where you let the woman 'jack you off with her bare foot

a form of masturbation where the male masturbates the female to orgasm using just his toes on her clit and perhaps just slightly into her vagina
Margie and I are just friends with benefits. She promised to foot fuck me next time we get naked together.

I brought her off with just my big toe up her cunt.
by Jake March 5, 2004
mugGet the foot fuckmug.

n00bing

One word- "camping"
Pick any sniper. Any. They n00b mucho times.
by Jake May 7, 2004
mugGet the n00bingmug.

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