jaggo's definitions

bottle whipped

To have recieved a pounding headache from liquor.

Dude, last night I got housed and now I'm bottle whipped.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

gay fag

a queer so flamboyant as to be extra gay.

Your dad is a gay fag, hence the fact that you are half gay.

by Jaggo March 20, 2004

gauge

A useful tool I keep by the bed to punch a series of small holes in the front of you, and a large hole in the back.

If that prick gives me death threats again, I'll jag him in the face with my guage, and just to be sure, I'll probably piss all over his neck when I'm through.

by Jaggo March 20, 2004

murder van

Any full-size van, usually from the early- to mid-eighties, that has no windows.

Dude, Deejo used to drive a murder van, but I think he's harmless.

by Jaggo March 23, 2004

fague

Proper english for fag.

Dude, I must say you are quite the fague on this momentous occasion.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

stog

Similar to mung. Has nothing to do with cigarettes, that is Stoge, short for stogie, a cigar.

See stog fly.

Dude, whats wrong with this world is everyone is illiterate. They think stog has something to do with tobacco.

by Jaggo March 23, 2004

chubbaloo

A fatty, lardo, Bertha, Tubbo, Osama bin Lardass, Obe}, bohemoth, just plain fatto.

Dude, I haven't seen you in 10 years and your a total chubbaloo now.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004