jaggo's definitions

Dependency Theory

A silly idea employed by immature shitheels who would rather riot about idiotic shit than get a real job.

Dude, my parents spoiled me so bad that I love to think I'm smart by talking about Dependency Theory and listen to Rage Against the Machine.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

boxed

To be fuckoed, stigwashed, and otherwise moded.

Dude, you're so fucking boxed it makes puke run from my ears.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

obe

A completely fat-assed individual, obese.

Dude, I would never fuck your mom on account of her being a goddamn obe.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

tree hugger

A young fucko, most likely reared in Marin County, home of the rich dysfunctional parent. They don't like the timber industry, yet their fucking house is made from wood. Pretty much just a worthless shitheap of a waste of human flesh.

Dude1: Dude, I just recieved a congressional medal of honor bor beating the shit out of some tree huggers.

Dude2: I know, I laughed my ass off when that tree hugger was killed by a falling tree. What a fucko!

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

hateful

A claim one can make as long as they are not a white male.

Dude, I can't really argue my point intellectually, so I will call it hateful.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

gayrod

A fully erect dingus carried around by an extremely faggish person.

Dude, that fag just brushed me with his gayrod! Now I gotta go take a shower before I shit myself.

by Jaggo March 20, 2004

nut forge

Extremely tight undergarment that little queers in training are forced to wear by their fag parents so that they have a high-pitched voice.

It was such a drag that my mom Bruce made me wear a nut forge every day except sunday, when I was forced to walk around with knees tied to my elbows in front of dad's "sewing" club.

by Jaggo March 20, 2004