Definitions by jaffaw

Queer as fuck 

more queer than most folk, possibly the queerest person in the room at any one point

You're so queer, you're so here, you're so queer as fuck.

Queer as fuck by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Jewlous 

Being jealous of jewish people
or

being a jealous jewish person

you're just jewlous that they're having a barmitzvah and you're not

Jewlous by jaffaw July 14, 2009

wankless 

the art of being without a wank.

well that's a wankless task

I'm spilling over, i'm so wankless

wankless by jaffaw July 14, 2009

wankless task

something for no reward

You can talk all night to a girl, but it's guaranteed to be a wankless task

wankless task by jaffaw July 14, 2009

wankless affair 

meeting someone else where no wanking is involved or shared

I didn't cheat on you, it was a wankless affair

wankless affair by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Consexualise 

giving any idea or item a sexual overtone

So we get a newspaper and to give the guys something to look at, let's put some tits on Page 3,

wow, excellant consexualising

So beer, how do we make appeal to guys,

consexualise that one
girls, girls girls,

Consexualise by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Sexual feeling 

when something or someone feels sexy,

wooooaaw, i've got that sexual feeling,

literally when you have a hold of a vital piece of anatomy, you have a sexual feeling

Sexual feeling by jaffaw July 14, 2009