jaffaw's definitions

Iphone Parent

a parent who uses the Iphone to help with all parenting activities, such as answering questions, finding the nearest toilet, baby change, child friendly restaurant,

can also indicate a new form of middle class parent

What are you checking on now.

Tommy has just asked if we can go to the park and I want to check the crime rates and when it is open before we go.

wow iphone parent or what!!

by jaffaw February 12, 2010

armitage wanks

going for a wank in the toilet,

you were in there a long time, were you having an armitage wanks

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

Suckall

When you were on a promise to get a blow job but end up with nothing

I went round to her house on a promise for a blowjob but got suckall

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Hashdash

The run you do for some weed, when you've run out

Dude, we've run out, I need to go on a hashdash,

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

slum dogging

going dogging in a really rough part of town

did you hear jeff went slum dogging last night,

where
by a service station in the upper west side,

oh skanky

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

Glorygays

best bunch of gaymates ever

looking back, those guys, those times, they were the glorygays.

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Cuntreat

When having a cunt close by is a treat,

A girlfriend can give you her cunt as a treat

It was my birthday last week, my g/f gave me a cuntreat.

by jaffaw July 14, 2009