Definitions by jaffaw

Penile delinquent

someone who is a menace to society with their penis

I got flashed by Jumping Jack again,

That man is a penile delinquent,

Penile delinquent by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Shell cocked 

When you are surprised by the size; small or large of someone's penis

He got his cock out, it was huge, I was completely shell cocked

Shell cocked by jaffaw July 14, 2009

kamikarzai 

When you must get to the toilet at all costs and very likely once you get there, therr will be an explosion of some sorts

I need to go now, this is a kamikarzai mission and I may not come back

kamikarzai by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Wanker of the Week

Wanker of the week is the guy who is most annoying, irritating of the week

That guy is such a Wanker, in fact he's the wanker of the week

Wanker of the Week by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Kababalaah

A term used to describe Kabbalah in a derisory fashion

Kababalaah is such a crock,

Kababalaah by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Hippie Slut

Someone who believes in free loving perhaps a little too much

this girl is totally 60s, hippie who believes in free loving,

what a hippie slut,

totally

Hippie Slut by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Hash-Flow 

describes how much hash is in the hash bank.

How's the hash-flow man, are we high?

Hash-Flow by Jaffaw July 12, 2009