jaffaw's definitions

Gashhash

a term used to comment poorly on the quality of hash

this is gashhash, i wouldn't even let your mom smoke it

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

Hippie Smut

porn that is set in the 60s showing free loving in detail

I was watching an old vintage porn film. I was I was born in the 60s, there was some Hippie smut going on.

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

outcum

what cums out when you have sex, can somethings refer to a business like sex transaction.

I met this girl and things were so boring having sex with her was like a meeting with an outcum at the end

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Courting capture mode

the mode you go into in order to get the object of your affections, occassionally requires lying

you went on his motorbike, but you hate motorbikes.
I know.

are you in courting capture mode?
might be
Playa, get that man

by jaffaw February 12, 2010

Muff Movie

a video you watch for it's showing of muff

I watched a film yesterday, fannytastic it was a muff movie.

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Penile delinquent

someone who is a menace to society with their penis

I got flashed by Jumping Jack again,

That man is a penile delinquent,

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Shell cocked

When you are surprised by the size; small or large of someone's penis

He got his cock out, it was huge, I was completely shell cocked

by jaffaw July 14, 2009