112 definitions by jaffaw

I watched a film yesterday, fannytastic it was a muff movie.

I was giving head to my girlfriend yesterday then she just started laughing at my mufftashe.

I emptied myself, I was put into early decumission

Dude, I've been taking sleeping pills for the past week,

I have been having such awesome dreams.

transendental medication or what!

what are doing all this straight talking for, all i want is a queer, yes or no?

I went round to her house on a promise for a blowjob but got suckall

last night I got a suckandfuck, perfect.