flying the Homo flag

he is so proud to be gay,

He's Mr Gay UK, we're so proud he's flying the homo flag

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

shitting down

the act of sitting down to take a jobby

i'm shitting down, i'll be out in a minute

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

batting a dry one

when you either have sex or a wank and nothing comes out

i had three wanks today and the last one i was batting a dry one, nothing came out

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

Homoexotic

an exotic gay experience or boyfriend/girlfriend

a foreign gay film

that foreign film was so homoexotic

my boyfriend is from Peru,

oh so homoexotic,

I know

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

lube it or lose it

refers to going up the back alley and how prone to accidents that can sometimes be

are you going up the backway, you need to get some lube, why?
lube it or lose it

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

blethering

a scots phrase to indicate talking a lot of bollocks

ah you, you're just blethering

by jaffaw July 21, 2009

Leg Limo

the cheapest easy way to travel in style,

Eco aware celebrities don't travel by any else than Leg Limo these days

by jaffaw January 10, 2010