jaffaw's definitions

hashstash

the name for a particular type of stash

A pirate might say

how much be in yar hashstash?

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Icy breath smoking

Heavy breathing in cold air to make it look like you are smoking.

Dude, what are you 10?, would you stop with your icy breath smoking.

by jaffaw January 24, 2010

Cuntextualise

when you everything you write about is cunt related

I like your story, hell I like your idea but if you don't cuntextualise it, then Palyboy aren't buying it and I ain't reading it.

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Going down to China town

a famous quote from the China town film, also refers to the extent to which you are going to take them down a peg or two, generally assuming that chinatown is far away.

You're in so much trouble,

yeah so
you're going down,

i've been down before
i'm taking going down to china town
oh

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

requext

when you ask for something by text or sms,

he didn't even have the guts to call me, he just sent me a requext

by jaffaw July 19, 2009

backend of a Bus

a girl who doesn't look very good,

she looks like the end of a bus and not the good end; the backend of a bus,

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Wankoff

1. a wanking competition
2. tossing off
3. derogatory term

1. let's have a wankoff
2. can you give me a wankoff
3. you're just a wankoff

by jaffaw July 14, 2009