Muff Movie

a video you watch for it's showing of muff

I watched a film yesterday, fannytastic it was a muff movie.

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Cashesh

Cash for spending on hash

let's go and get some hash, cool, do you have any cashesh?

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

back door at the white house

having anal sex with a white girl,

her parents are all, white picket fence and white house, last night i went to the back door at the white house with her.

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

Who you blow

contacts are important, helping people is too, but giving people want they want is best

it's not what you know, it's who you blow

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Courting capture mode

the mode you go into in order to get the object of your affections, occassionally requires lying

you went on his motorbike, but you hate motorbikes.
I know.

are you in courting capture mode?
might be
Playa, get that man

by jaffaw February 12, 2010

flying the Homo flag

he is so proud to be gay,

He's Mr Gay UK, we're so proud he's flying the homo flag

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Wanker of the Week

Wanker of the week is the guy who is most annoying, irritating of the week

That guy is such a Wanker, in fact he's the wanker of the week

by jaffaw July 14, 2009