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sexual flavour

each orifice has a taste,
I was down licking and this sexual flavour was devine, like heavenly, never tasted anything so sweet
by jaffaw July 14, 2009
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Ask Google Dad

when your child asks you something, you quickly need to refer to google dad to give you the answer
why does the sky blue dad?
Hang on a second, let me ask google dad,

The blue color of the sky is due to Rayleigh scattering. As light moves through the atmosphere, most of the longer wavelengths pass straight through. Little of the red, orange and yellow light is affected by the air.

However, much of the shorter wavelength light is absorbed by the gas molecules. The absorbed blue light is then radiated in different directions. It gets scattered all around the sky. Whichever direction you look, some of this scattered blue light reaches you. Since you see the blue light from everywhere overhead, the sky looks blue.

uh, thanks dad,

is google dad my real dad?
let me check?
by jaffaw February 12, 2010
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Beer putsch

when you do something possibly illegal with the end result being beer
dude you distract the barman, we're doing a beer putsch
by jaffaw July 19, 2009
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Brain says no but your nuts say go

Embarking on a series of actions that invariably you will regret in the morning, when you've had time to think about them
steady, steady, right, now i'm feeling horny and boy doesn't my BFF's girl warrent a grope, whats that voice in the back of my head is it something like my brain says no but your nuts say go? yes it is indeed, the nuts have it, all say Aye, AYE
by jaffaw July 15, 2009
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booty taking

people can shake their booty, this is when you take that booty and put it somewhere useful,

can also be used in reference to a booty call
girl come over her i'm going to do some booty taking
by jaffaw July 16, 2009
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Iparent

a parent who uses a lot of apple products, in particular the iphone
What are you checking on now.

Tommy has just asked if we can go to the park and I want to check the crime rates and when it is open before we go.

wow iparent or what!!
by jaffaw February 12, 2010
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body drying

a way to dry clothes, by wearing them
you're clothes are still wet...
I know, I'm body drying them
by jaffaw October 26, 2009
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