112 definitions by jaffaw

Courting capture mode

the mode you go into in order to get the object of your affections, occassionally requires lying

you went on his motorbike, but you hate motorbikes.
I know.

are you in courting capture mode?
might be
Playa, get that man

by jaffaw February 12, 2010

Wankoff

1. a wanking competition
2. tossing off
3. derogatory term

1. let's have a wankoff
2. can you give me a wankoff
3. you're just a wankoff

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Homoexotic

an exotic gay experience or boyfriend/girlfriend

a foreign gay film

that foreign film was so homoexotic

my boyfriend is from Peru,

oh so homoexotic,

I know

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

lube it or lose it

refers to going up the back alley and how prone to accidents that can sometimes be

are you going up the backway, you need to get some lube, why?
lube it or lose it

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

blethering

a scots phrase to indicate talking a lot of bollocks

ah you, you're just blethering

by jaffaw July 21, 2009

Going down to China town

a famous quote from the China town film, also refers to the extent to which you are going to take them down a peg or two, generally assuming that chinatown is far away.

You're in so much trouble,

yeah so
you're going down,

i've been down before
i'm taking going down to china town
oh

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

Hippie Slut

Someone who believes in free loving perhaps a little too much

this girl is totally 60s, hippie who believes in free loving,

what a hippie slut,

totally

by jaffaw July 14, 2009