Courting capture mode

the mode you go into in order to get the object of your affections, occassionally requires lying

you went on his motorbike, but you hate motorbikes.
I know.

are you in courting capture mode?
might be
Playa, get that man

by jaffaw February 12, 2010

shatter persistant

when you are most likely ill and your ails are persistant

shatter persistant; when you absolutely positively must shit on everything in the bathroom

by jaffaw July 21, 2009

Homoexotic

an exotic gay experience or boyfriend/girlfriend

a foreign gay film

that foreign film was so homoexotic

my boyfriend is from Peru,

oh so homoexotic,

I know

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Jewlous

Being jealous of jewish people
or

being a jealous jewish person

you're just jewlous that they're having a barmitzvah and you're not

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

back door at the white house

having anal sex with a white girl,

her parents are all, white picket fence and white house, last night i went to the back door at the white house with her.

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

Who you blow

contacts are important, helping people is too, but giving people want they want is best

it's not what you know, it's who you blow

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

lady alter

The place where you worship ladythings, most likely a muff, can be used as a euphemism for cunnilingus or sex, or used to refer to someone who is a lesbian

I was worshipping at the lady alter last night,

or

don't you know she worships at the lady alter,

by jaffaw July 19, 2009