jaffaw's definitions

Gays the Word

a gay version of the grease song

We start believing now that we can be what we are

Gays the word, the word

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Internet Legend

Someone who has become famous on the internet.

Someone who has become famous through the internet.

I was watching a video online, there was this guy who is such an Internet Legend, you have to watch them

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Wankoff

1. a wanking competition
2. tossing off
3. derogatory term

1. let's have a wankoff
2. can you give me a wankoff
3. you're just a wankoff

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Ask Google Dad

when your child asks you something, you quickly need to refer to google dad to give you the answer

why does the sky blue dad?
Hang on a second, let me ask google dad,

The blue color of the sky is due to Rayleigh scattering. As light moves through the atmosphere, most of the longer wavelengths pass straight through. Little of the red, orange and yellow light is affected by the air.

However, much of the shorter wavelength light is absorbed by the gas molecules. The absorbed blue light is then radiated in different directions. It gets scattered all around the sky. Whichever direction you look, some of this scattered blue light reaches you. Since you see the blue light from everywhere overhead, the sky looks blue.

uh, thanks dad,

is google dad my real dad?
let me check?

by jaffaw February 12, 2010

sexual flavour

each orifice has a taste,

I was down licking and this sexual flavour was devine, like heavenly, never tasted anything so sweet

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

body drying

a way to dry clothes, by wearing them

you're clothes are still wet...
I know, I'm body drying them

by jaffaw October 26, 2009

booty taking

people can shake their booty, this is when you take that booty and put it somewhere useful,

can also be used in reference to a booty call

girl come over her i'm going to do some booty taking

by jaffaw July 16, 2009