You can throw nickels at the jiggawho down on Main Street, then he runs into the street and gathers them in a cup.
by Jacques Asse April 02, 2009
Anal Alice is a girl who loves to take fist up her asshole, often going for days at a time without food. She has a vacuum-like anus that sucks everything in.
by Jacques Asse May 21, 2009
A jewcicle is a frozen Hasid that you can use to amaze your friends, stop traffic, save your place in queues, and just generally to piss off everyone else.
by Jacques Asse December 28, 2009
Process whereby a peeping tom ogles womens' naked asses, often while masturbating outside a window or door.
by Jacques Asse January 29, 2009
The Crime President is PreZ Blackass, Barack Jewbama Joebama Obamama.
He is basically a titanic Jew with hair glued all over his face.
He is basically a titanic Jew with hair glued all over his face.
Blackass is the world's first Crime President, elected by honest, law-abiding Murkans, to lie them to sleep every night with colossal lies about Sugarcandy Mountain, the great future paradise behind the clouds.
Blackass grins when he tells this lie.
Blackass grins when he tells this lie.
by Jacques Asse January 19, 2010
Goat Busters are an assortment of Southern white Anglo-americans who chew tabacky and rape/sodomize goats across the landscape.
Phred: WTF HAPPENED here? It looks like the livestock got hit by a tornado!!! Who ya gonna call?
Jo'moquan: Goat Busters!
I ain't fraid a no goats.....
Jo'moquan: Goat Busters!
I ain't fraid a no goats.....
by Jacques Asse August 05, 2009
A Welsh rabbit is when someone creeps quietly up in a bunny suit and knocks: thump thump thump!
And then tells you: "Get out of here! You can't come back forever!"
And then tells you: "Get out of here! You can't come back forever!"
We were settling in for some buttplay when
THUMP
THUMP
THUMP
"Get out of here! You can't come back forever!"
We got a Welsh rabbit.
THUMP
THUMP
THUMP
"Get out of here! You can't come back forever!"
We got a Welsh rabbit.
by Jacques Asse June 25, 2009