jacques asse's definitions

Snosage Gravy

Snosage Gravy is a confectionary delight made from reduced snot.

Kelly and Tish LOVED snosage gravy.....tastes just like chit'lin.

by Jacques Asse June 2, 2009

Faggoty Maggoty

Faggoty Maggoty is a homosexual icon in the farming world. Gay farmers of all ages look up to the great, the mighty, the lubed Faggoty Maggoty.

Faggoty Maggoty is the only man I have ever seen who could take 3 dicks at once.

by Jacques Asse June 4, 2009

cuntbeater

A cuntbeater refers to a stick or other elongated device used to abuse and to destroy cunts.

Wife! C'mere. You have misbehaved. I'm getting the cuntbeater and teaching you a lesson.

by Jacques Asse July 1, 2009

Cactus Fisting

Cactus Fisting is the act of using prickly pear cacti to shove up your enemies asses.

The next time we're in Wyoming we're gonna be cactus fisting Cheney.

by Jacques Asse June 11, 2009

MILF

Mother-in-Law Fucker.

When your Mother-in-Law has a few drinks, winks at you, and pulls her shorts and underwear down to her ankles and sticks her hungry ass in the air, you rapidly become a MILF.

When my M-I-L dropped her pants and got down on all fours, well, I became a MILF, a confirmed Mother-in-Law Fucker. Right in her goddamn asshole. It was GOOD.

by Jacques Asse August 10, 2009

babybaker

A babybaker refers to a uterus or womb. It can also refer to a woman in general.

Yeah, that Becca chick.....she's a total babybaker.

by Jacques Asse July 29, 2009

Welsh rabbit

A Welsh rabbit is when someone creeps quietly up in a bunny suit and knocks: thump thump thump!

And then tells you: "Get out of here! You can't come back forever!"

We were settling in for some buttplay when

THUMP
THUMP
THUMP

"Get out of here! You can't come back forever!"

We got a Welsh rabbit.

by Jacques Asse June 25, 2009