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Salma boobs are gigantic, bulbous, pendulous tits that do not sag and are covered in a tasty, non-fat candy coating that doubles the pleasure.
by Jacques Asse June 16, 2009
Get the Salma boobs mug.A Bagielo is a misunderstood idiot, someone lacking any sense of humor who nonetheless tries to post UD entries. A Bagielo will often verbally assault you for no reason at all, pretending he has moderator or administrative powers, when the only power he has consists in shoving plastic objects up his ass.
by Jacques Asse June 16, 2009
Get the Bagielo mug.sucking the corporate cock refers to bending over and taking it up the ass for your job at a corporation.
When you are nothing but a yes-man for your boss, then you are definitely sucking the corporate cock.
by Jacques Asse June 16, 2009
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Get the backdoor berries mug.Asshole Lessons are special preparatory courses given to douche bags.
Your boss had the whole lot of them.
Your boss had the whole lot of them.
Jesus, you flippin' ballsacker, what? Have you been taking ASSHOLE LESSONS?
You're, like. the World Champion of sphincters.
You're, like. the World Champion of sphincters.
by Jacques Asse October 16, 2009
Get the Asshole Lessons mug.Holly Bendover is a lobotomized chick with a smoking hot body.
You don't even have to ask! Just spread her cheeks and stick it in her ass.
You don't even have to ask! Just spread her cheeks and stick it in her ass.
by Jacques Asse October 16, 2009
Get the Holly Bendover mug.Projectile ejaculation is where you masturbate until just prior to ejaculation, and then you hold it carefully back until somebody you really dislike is nearby and you let go, hitting them in the face or hair with a loud, wet SLAP.
by Jacques Asse October 21, 2009
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