jacomba's definitions

Nexus

Hair conditioner.

I used to use Pantene, but now that I've switched to Nexus my hair is oh so bouncy, and I have better orgasms.

by Jacomba February 27, 2004

dangler

When you go poopies and theres that one piece left hangin'on.

I wanted to wipe, but I had to scooch my butt around cuz I had a dangler.

by Jacomba February 27, 2004

scooch

v. to move the buttocks over, around or up and down.

Scooch over, make some room for mama on the couch.

by Jacomba February 27, 2004

clarted

v. the act of clapping to disguise the sound of one's fart.

In an attempt to look cool in the pool, Marcie clarted. However, the surface bubbles gave it all away.

by Jacomba February 27, 2004

parry hotter

Popular wizard known throughout the dyslexic community.

When I grow up, I wanna be ujst ilke parry hotter.

by Jacomba February 27, 2004

hobot

That little sexy cursor buddy on your screen, that guides you through web surfing.

I am lost on the web without my hobot.

by Jacomba February 28, 2004

ta shit

When you scored Big! Like receiving a good bag of hash, or finding a diamond ring.

Me and Willie was just walking down the street when we found a wallet with lots of loot, man thats ta shit!

by Jacomba March 2, 2004