hobot

That little sexy cursor buddy on your screen, that guides you through web surfing.

I am lost on the web without my hobot.

by Jacomba February 28, 2004

LBJ

"Long Blow Job"-Every mans dream.

While at the drive thru the other day, I ordered a BLT, while receiving my LBJ.

by Jacomba February 27, 2004

bangs

Something Ricky Martin claims his "women" do. (We all question you on this one Ricky)

She bangs...she bangs...

by Jacomba February 27, 2004

Gizzle

The pleasurable word shouted by a female when the g-spot is tickled.

"Yes, harder...faster..thats it...GIZZLE ...OH GIZZLE."

by Jacomba February 27, 2004

Acute Disese

A red bumpy rash covering the buttocks, that takes the shape of a big connect the dots smiley face. Now thats acute disease.

One should never lie on the beach in a thong, while having acute disease.

by Jacomba February 27, 2004

fuck stutter

When you are in the middle of really awesome sex, going to town like two energizer bunnies, and then BAM....for no reason your partner stops for like 5 seconds, and then starts humpin' away again. That my fellow urban dictionary friends, is a fuck stutter.

My penis was hurting so bad last night when my girl was shaggin' me that I was just praying for a quick fuck stutter.

by Jacomba March 05, 2004

shug

Future tense of shag.

Last week me and my honey shagged. Tomorrow we are gonna engage in a wild shug fest!!!

by Jacomba March 02, 2004