bangs

Something Ricky Martin claims his "women" do. (We all question you on this one Ricky)

She bangs...she bangs...

by Jacomba February 27, 2004

hobot

That little sexy cursor buddy on your screen, that guides you through web surfing.

I am lost on the web without my hobot.

by Jacomba February 28, 2004

clarted

v. the act of clapping to disguise the sound of one's fart.

In an attempt to look cool in the pool, Marcie clarted. However, the surface bubbles gave it all away.

by Jacomba February 28, 2004

Quear Bear

Also spelled Queer Bear. A new addition to the care bear community, that tells little girls when you press its belly, that it is OK to be a carpet muncher or ditch licker.

I have Cheer bear and Birthday bear, but when I brought home Queer bear, my daughter seemed to bond with it immediately.

by Jacomba March 19, 2004

parry hotter

Popular wizard known throughout the dyslexic community.

When I grow up, I wanna be ujst ilke parry hotter.

by Jacomba February 28, 2004

ta shit

When ya gots ta go!!!

My dog was circlin' the house, and I didn't know why??? Leroy exclaimed he gots ta shit! He gots ta shit! So I let him out. Leroy is one smart brother.

by Jacomba March 02, 2004

ta shit

When you scored Big! Like receiving a good bag of hash, or finding a diamond ring.

Me and Willie was just walking down the street when we found a wallet with lots of loot, man thats ta shit!

by Jacomba March 02, 2004