Definitions by jacob

dist 

To distance oneself from another person, or situation. Pronounced the same as the past tense of diss.

I'm gonna dist myself from making a quote.

dist by Jacob May 3, 2004

Nupee pu

The act of spreading peanut butter on one's scrodum and then sending your dog to lick it off

Sean:Don't listen to him he goes to a sped teacher named Vangie!
Bryce:Hey sean, don't make me give you a Nupee pu!

Nupee pu by Jacob April 30, 2004

yonkstunburgerston 

to steal something while annoying somebody

im annoying this person i may as well yonkstunburgerston somthing while im at it

yonkstunburgerston by jacob March 28, 2004

krinklde 

Slang term I made up.
Describes a penis when in cold temperatures.

Dude, I would have taken off my shorts, but my dick was all krinklde.

krinklde by Jacob January 13, 2004

Deez 

Letting those bitches know whose nuts these be.

Hey, has D. got ahold of you yet?
- D. who?
Deez nuts bitch.

Deez by Jacob January 13, 2004

Haywud 

Another funny phone call

Haywud Please?
- Haywud Who?
Haywud JaBlowme

Haywud by Jacob January 13, 2004

Ass grease 

Ya know that slick feeling you get between your ass checks when you let a wet fart, And you think that you need to wipe.

There another shot of ass grease

Ass grease by Jacob January 13, 2004