Jablowme

The name given to some one who is a master of the googe

He is such a jablowme

by The googe master June 14, 2018

jablowme

a term used by the cheapest ass white hoes on the streets. this is a term not by black pimps who get all the hoes

"yo jablowme" :hooker
"hell nah u slut "The black authority

by KONDOR&DEFFAY August 1, 2008

Haywood Jablowme

This sounds like a person's name but in reality it's just another way of asking a woman to blow you.

Jimmy comes home late after drinking with Larry and his wife says "who where you drinking with?" Jimmy's answer is Haywood Jablowme! Then his wife drops to her knees and blows him.

by JoeyBomm April 10, 2023

Heywood Jablome

Subjects of man-on-the-street interviews sometimes give Heywood Jablome as their name to reporters. If the reporter's a novice and if the newspaper's copy editor doesn't catch it, the name ends up in print, embarrassing the newspaper and the poor scribe who was gullible enough to scribble down the bogus moniker.

Reporter: Can I quote you on that? What's your name?
Man on the Street: Heywood Jablome.
Reporter: Thank you, Mr. Jablome.

by Hatchback February 12, 2005

Heywood Jablome

a guy you ask for when you make a crank call

"KMart. Can I help you?"
"My friend Heywood is at your store. Can you page him? His last name is Jablome."
"Heywood Jablome! Phone call! Heywood Jablome!"

by Paul Thundergod July 21, 2003

Heywood Jablomee

A name and play on words that's meant to sound like "Hey, would you blow me?" Very similar to Jack Mehoff, Mike Hunt, Mike Hawk, etc.

Me introducing my new friend to a group of girls: "Hey ladies, this is my friend, Heywood Jablomee."
Girls: "Ewww, gross! No, you pervert!" *multiple slaps ensue*
Me: "What?! That's his name!"

by ShyGuy23 December 15, 2013

Heywood Jablome

a fake name like Harry Bush or Dick Hertz

by Anonymous June 11, 2003