jacob's definitions

UCSD

A school without attractive people. After attending this school one will be diagnosed with the Triton Eye. The Triton Eye is a disease caused by being around ugly girls too long and your standards for what is attractive is lowered extremely.

An example of the Triton Eye would be looking at a girl and thinking I would have sex with her (but dear God you know you dont want to).

by Jacob May 5, 2005

dyar

A knucklehead mcspazmitron that thinks hip-hop and rap are the same thing. He also thinks his MP3 player is the shit.

You think rap and hip-hop are the same thing? You're SUCH a Dyar!!!

by Jacob April 22, 2005

tau

a race in warhammer 40k (the tabletop wargame) that is high in society and is focused on "the greater good" which is putting aside personal desires for the better of their society. they are all ranged. their tactics include killing the enemy at range and if the enemy swarms them they usually relocate to a better firing position. their standard weapon (the pulse rifle) has the longest range of a basic weapon in the game. they appear as humanoid creatures with 2 legs, with hooves, two arms, four fingers and about as tall as 6'0. they are the highest technological race in the game.

wOOt! my tau just pwned your orks cause they are raped by rail rifles and have a shitty 6 save.

by jacob April 1, 2005

shizpoo

A word, made up, meaning anything. created from the words shizzle and poo, its a word describing anything from love to banana.

I love you shizpoo
Suck shizpoo and die.
I hate eating that shizpoo

by Jacob January 10, 2004

philosophister

A waitress that works at Waffle House

Hey philosophister, come bring me a drink and eggs.

by Jacob March 15, 2005

Ass grease

Ya know that slick feeling you get between your ass checks when you let a wet fart, And you think that you need to wipe.

There another shot of ass grease

by Jacob January 13, 2004

dingle bat

The word "dingle bat" was created by me. Dingle Bat is reciognized to have three definitions;
1. A bat with one wing
2. A person who talks too much and has nothing important to say
3. Someone with an utterly annoying voice that makes you want to shoot them to bloody death.

1. I saw a dingle bat fall out of a tree the other night.
2. Greg talks a whole bunch, but really has nothing important to say; he's a real dingle bat.
3. Leah has a really shrill and annoying voice, which makes her a dingle bat.

by jacob December 21, 2004