jacob's definitions

cummet

An exageration of the size, amount, and distance of ones ejaculation when one hasn't nutted for a while (generally several days or more)

Dude Joey, I need to nut so bad, watch the sky for my cummet!

by jacob February 2, 2005

morbidize

To kill someone in a way that their corpse looks gruesome, as if on a cannibal corpse album cover.

I morbidized that pedestrioan when I hit him driving 100 mph in my hummer.

by Jacob August 5, 2003

attack of the show

This is the TV shw that replaced the highly popular "The Screen Savers" from Tech TV. RIP Tech TV. Starring Kevin Rose, Sarah lane, and some other douchebag.

None... its a bad cable TV show.

by Jacob March 22, 2005

taint roller

one whom is all "up" on the taints goin from taint to taint

man you one crazy taint roller how many you get last week?

by Jacob January 27, 2005

Whyville

Whyville is a 2D website for little geeks who have no lives.

Hey let's have cyber...You're only 11? Well this website is for learning.

by Jacob October 23, 2004

dyar

A knucklehead mcspazmitron that thinks hip-hop and rap are the same thing. He also thinks his MP3 player is the shit.

You think rap and hip-hop are the same thing? You're SUCH a Dyar!!!

by Jacob April 22, 2005

y'all

Southern 2nd person plural pronoun. Most concise and easily distinguished. Despite the assurance of some emails that have been passing around, "y'all" is plural. Only an absolute idiot would use it as a singular pronoun.

Where are y'all going?

by Jacob August 11, 2004