UCSD

A school without attractive people. After attending this school one will be diagnosed with the Triton Eye. The Triton Eye is a disease caused by being around ugly girls too long and your standards for what is attractive is lowered extremely.
An example of the Triton Eye would be looking at a girl and thinking I would have sex with her (but dear God you know you dont want to).
by Jacob May 05, 2005
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tau

a race in warhammer 40k (the tabletop wargame) that is high in society and is focused on "the greater good" which is putting aside personal desires for the better of their society. they are all ranged. their tactics include killing the enemy at range and if the enemy swarms them they usually relocate to a better firing position. their standard weapon (the pulse rifle) has the longest range of a basic weapon in the game. they appear as humanoid creatures with 2 legs, with hooves, two arms, four fingers and about as tall as 6'0. they are the highest technological race in the game.
wOOt! my tau just pwned your orks cause they are raped by rail rifles and have a shitty 6 save.
by jacob April 01, 2005
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dliminator

of or accustomed to being intune with the one and only donald lim
yo dawg you are so on the ball today, what a dliminator
by jacob May 06, 2005
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slipknot

help on the way> SLIPKNOT> franklin's tower
by jacob March 23, 2003
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morbidize

To kill someone in a way that their corpse looks gruesome, as if on a cannibal corpse album cover.
I morbidized that pedestrioan when I hit him driving 100 mph in my hummer.
by Jacob August 05, 2003
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cummet

An exageration of the size, amount, and distance of ones ejaculation when one hasn't nutted for a while (generally several days or more)
Dude Joey, I need to nut so bad, watch the sky for my cummet!
by jacob February 02, 2005
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Green day

Was an alright band untill American Idiot came out. Now they are the most overy hyped and overrated band in America. 99% of people that listen to them didn't even knew they existed untill American Idiot came out.
Green Day is no longer cool because of people that like them and either don't listen to anyother band or listen to crapy bands like Good Charlotte and avril lavinge.
by Jacob January 30, 2005
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