zif

Shortened form of as-if, used by those who find 'sif' to be a travesty of english. I mean really, " 'sif " would be alright, but sif, nah, while your killing the language, at least make it Phonetic.

zif you'd spell zif with an 's'

by Jacko November 29, 2003

Gack

derogatory term for cunt

Get your Gack out!

My Gack smells fishey

by Jacko September 23, 2004

mas duro

Usually a girl tellin a guy while having sex to give it to her harder

Ay papi damelo mas duro!!!

by jacko March 29, 2005

dickscum

the multi-coloured fungus that appears around the rim of the japs-eye of the penis,and maybe further if left untreated.

jesus christ dude i had to go to the doctors yesterday 2 get a lump of dickscum cut away from my japs-eye!!!! it fuckin wrecked dude!!!

by jacko April 16, 2005

Oxymoron

Usually two words that contradict each other.

'Microsoft Works'
'Military intelligence'

by jacko March 01, 2004

Pele

The supreme hawaiian god
also the valcano god

If U take a rock from hawaii Pele will mess w/ U!

by jacko July 08, 2004

Wizards cuff

Particularly baggy vaginal outer lips.

" She had a clout like a wizards cuff!"

by Jacko February 26, 2004