Definitions by jack

jpeg 

1) (noun) A format for compressed digital pictures.
2) (noun) An image file that uses the jpeg format

I send Grandma a jpeg of her grandkids.

jpeg by jack January 26, 2004

sex machine 

1.) a person that can go on having sex for interminable amounts of time on end
2.) someone whom the women love and always want to have sex with
3.) me

mmm jack. You are such a sex machine. I wanna have sex with you all the time. Please eat me out and suck my tits. Can I give you a blowjob? Please have sex with me.

sex machine by jack January 25, 2004

Maryland 

The wealthiest and most educated state in the union. Nice places, like Mntgomery County, and shitty places like Baltimore.

You can find me in Potomac.

Maryland by Jack January 22, 2004

pop-punk 

not to be cofused with pop rock with a punk influance, blink 182, good charlotte ect. pop-punk is simply punk rock with more of a melodic pop sound, like bad religion or the bouncing souls

bad religion are the grand-dads of pop-punk

pop-punk by jack January 20, 2004

P-string 

A thong type thing with a fake dick attached to it so a transsexual male can pee standing.

I do not have a p-string.

P-string by Jack January 19, 2004

brewin

the act of drinking beer.

what up.
o u know we chillin n brewin

brewin by jack January 19, 2004

Blue Moon 

A country in the Southern part of Wars World.Home to famous COs like Olaf and Grit.

Blue Moon is being invaded!

Blue Moon by Jack January 17, 2004