Emergency brake

Meaning handbrake in English, there is no apparent reason for it to be called an emergency handbrake; as there isn’t often a emergency situation where it would be a good idea to lock up the back wheels. Smarter Americans call it a parking brake.

Yeee haw, I’m gonna park up and use the emergency brake to secure my car ya’ll.

by Jack February 22, 2005

Bitch Piss

A fruity flavoured alcoholic beverage consumed by women and females.

"all jon drinks is bitch piss and archers-lemonade! wot a woman!"

by Jack May 25, 2003

Fin

1.)A five dollar bill (U.S. or Canadian Currency)
2.)A half gram of chronic
3.)Or buying a half dime for a fin.
(Dime is .8 weighed out in chronic)

"Can I get a half a g"
"Yea sure throw me that fin"

by jack October 31, 2004

sweetish-pancake

After having sex with a girl, ejaculate on and around her ass-cheeks and rapidly squeeze them together, making a squishy noise.

After having sex with a fat girl, i spummed on her ass and gave her the sweetish-pancake

by Jack June 04, 2003

Chodem Pole

(n.) a chode, adorned with painted faces depicting the chode gods.

Gary asked the tattoo artist to add some color to his chodem pole as the artist laugh at Garys short, fat penis.

by jack August 04, 2004

spit swabbing the pork curtains

eating "the" cooter

jack was caught spit swabbing the pork curtains

by jack January 28, 2003

lay pipe

Refers to the act of pooping, specifically a turd that makes contact with the bowl from back to front - similar to the action of laying sewer pipe.

"I hadn't shit in three days so I really needed to lay pipe."

by Jack December 23, 2004