bum nuts

small poos that really hurt and you have to force them. never pleasant. they also make inordinately large splashes.

two guys in toilets:
'oi blud that sounds like your dropping a monster'
'nah mate, its just bum nuts'

by Jack December 07, 2004

exploding dog

Something, usually a piece of art, that makes positively no sense but has a whimsical air to it and is therefore enjoyable. A reference to the popular website of the same name.

I don't know, that picture seems like an exploding dog.

by Jack April 02, 2004

G-Sacamono

Expression used when talking on AIM to Bacon

Damn G-Sacamono! You're lookin sizzlin tonight.

by Jack February 12, 2005

chudwaana

getting fucked by a big cock

ar bahut chudwaana ho raha hai aaj kal

by jack September 16, 2003

jewf

A good looking jewish male.
Source-Anceient Hebrew

The guy I meet at the bank was a real jewf.

by Jack December 03, 2004

Maryland

The wealthiest and most educated state in the union. Nice places, like Mntgomery County, and shitty places like Baltimore.

You can find me in Potomac.

by Jack January 23, 2004

jackalope

a bully who has no respect for other people and who is very mean

saddam hussein (or, if you are a liberal, George Bush)

by jack December 08, 2003