volta

volta: italian physicist created the volt system, and named it.

also a river in central ghana

volta invented the volt

we kayaked the volta's rapids

by jack May 13, 2005

sex machine

1.) a person that can go on having sex for interminable amounts of time on end
2.) someone whom the women love and always want to have sex with
3.) me

mmm jack. You are such a sex machine. I wanna have sex with you all the time. Please eat me out and suck my tits. Can I give you a blowjob? Please have sex with me.

by jack January 25, 2004

rolling stone

A magazine that started off being cool, in the 60s, and is now a bi-weekly trove of bullshit extolling rap "music" as the next frontier in art.

I cancled my subscription to Rolling Stone after they compared Eminem to Elvis.

by Jack November 04, 2003

tampon-training

A man who wears a tampon in his ass for the entire time the woman in his life is on her period in order for him to identify with her. When she changes hers he too is allowed to change his.

His days of tampon-training made him more sensitive to her mood swings.

by Jack June 19, 2004

audible

Farting out loud, usually when intending otherwise and wearing headphones.

Via instant message: FUCK! I just called an audible here in the office.

by jack October 07, 2003

Wombat

A person of extreme psychotic tendancies, and an exceptionally dry sense of humour. Often highly clever, and funny although they don't mean to be. May well be a maths teacher or college student. Or both.

"Have u seen Mr. Manning recently! He's such a wombat when hez angry!"

by Jack May 25, 2003

nipple-clamps

pressure device applied to nipples to create pain which produces pleasure.
clothespins{clover-clamps

She often wore her nipple-clamps while working at the computer to put her in the mood.

by Jack May 17, 2004