jack's definitions

soupeh

"uber leet" or "master of pwnage"

Oh my, wat a soupeh

by Jack August 26, 2003

cunt-plug

A long slender cotton object that women insert monthly into their cunts. tampon

She was feeling desperate as she was on her last cunt-plug and miles from home.

by Jack May 17, 2004

linntie

linnet the name of a tiny bird that flits through the hedges and bushes, hence linntie a 'geordie'slang word for linnet

he was as quick as a linntie

by jack January 17, 2005

philsquid

a homosexual schoolkid who is the passive partener in a relationship (the bitch)

kevin is such a philsquid

by jack February 27, 2004

premek

An aspiring dirty old man.

Premek is hoping a buxom, nubile female will come his way.

by jack March 6, 2004

yo' mama

my bitch

i did yo' mama and she was goooood doog

by Jack May 10, 2004

cubbies

An endearing term for the Chicago Cubs.

(Back to the Future 2:) "Wish I could go back in time; put some money on the Cubbies!"

by Jack August 5, 2006