Definitions by jack

mis.mika 

a wuff pussy that smells wores than a skunk that shitted on it self

my mom is a mis.mika

mis.mika by jack January 1, 2005

dynamic duo

A nickname for Batman and Robin

Will the Joker prove to be too much for the dynamic duo?

dynamic duo by Jack December 30, 2004

lay pipe

Refers to the act of pooping, specifically a turd that makes contact with the bowl from back to front - similar to the action of laying sewer pipe.

"I hadn't shit in three days so I really needed to lay pipe."

lay pipe by Jack December 23, 2004

democratic republic 

The United States' actual system of government, despite ignorant morons thinking we're either a complete democracy or a complete republic. We're actually a combination of the two.

George Bush still blows though.

democratic republic by Jack December 12, 2004

reef 

Dirty non-fizzy alco-pop. comes in various 'flavours' none of which taste much like the fruit they're based on. Generally overpriced and found in the company of underage slags or trendy types who 'need' to have that new flavour

Orange reef. doesn't taste much like oranges

reef by Jack December 10, 2004

blackout

Blackout is the term used to describe when a person is so drunk that they wake up the next morning with temporary amnesia, no recollection of what they did the night before. It can be used as a verb or as an adjective.

verb: "Oh man I blacked out so fast last night, and then I woke up in this ugly girl's room."

adj: "I was so blackout man, everyone was wasted."

blackout by Jack December 9, 2004

bum nuts 

small poos that really hurt and you have to force them. never pleasant. they also make inordinately large splashes.

two guys in toilets:
'oi blud that sounds like your dropping a monster'
'nah mate, its just bum nuts'

bum nuts by Jack December 7, 2004