Definitions by jack

Long distance error 

Ogling a chick from a distance, to discover upon closer inspection that she's a butterface.

Kurt: So, did you talk to that chick?
Ron: No way man, she was a long distance error.

Long distance error by Jack February 12, 2005

trisexual 

to have sex with your own sex, the opposite sex and yourself...and possibly animals, i don't know whether they count as hairy people.

oh my! a trisexual, don't you want to just be sick, they are so disgusting, sex withoneself, then others...of both sexes!?!?

trisexual by jack February 11, 2005

G-Sacamono 

Expression used when talking on AIM to Bacon

Damn G-Sacamono! You're lookin sizzlin tonight.

G-Sacamono by Jack February 11, 2005

sadass 

A person that lacks all the vitals in his/her life.

Jack Liu is a fucking sadass.

sadass by Jack February 6, 2005

Indy 

Indy is short for Independent. Such as Independent film, Independent music, Independent wrestling, ect. Indy is usually an acronymn for low budget films. Some may use it for music (see underground for independant music) or wrestling, but not often. Becuase if used more often for other things such as music or wrestling the term becomes to close to Indy racing. So the term Indy manly shows up more with term "Indy Films" or "Indy Movie."

That indy movie Pi rocked!

Indy by Jack February 3, 2005

Jappaz 

Playful term for Japanese. Like Flip for Filipino or Viet for Vietnamese. Not to be confused with Jap. Sometimes pronouced as Japperz

Oh shi man, those Jappaz are hot!

Man, those Japperz are crazy at drifting.

Jappaz by Jack February 3, 2005

Majora's Mask 

1. Shorthand for the sequel to the Nintendo 64 hit "The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time," "Majora's Mask" gave the player a mere three in-game days to save the land of Termina from certain destruction. To aid in his quest, the main character, Link, was able to travel back to the instant he first set foot in Termina. Also called "The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask."

2. The main enemy of the aforementioned game, Majora's Mask was a mask with an evil spirit trapped inside, capable of turning even the most kind of creatures into a puppet, manipulated to perform the most heinous of acts.

1. In the game "Majora's Mask," Link had but three days to save the land, the people, and himself.

2. Majora's Mask's main weakness was its soft backside; with a good aim and a bit of practice, it became remarkably easy to defeat.

Majora's Mask by Jack January 31, 2005