the Johns

Something that is overly exaggerated.

Root-The Jimmy Johns restaurant/sub shop across the street from Florida State University freshman dorms. Thanks Max, Ryan, Chip-you guys suck the johns
'Man, he was drunk the motherfuck Johns last night'
'Im stoned the jonhs, I can't even see im so chinked the Johns.'
by Justin May 26, 2004
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laptopfreak

To hate desktop keyboards and big fat CRT monitors.

To hate not being mobile.

To wish someone were in your lap.
Gees, I'm a laptopfreak.
by Justin March 09, 2005
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ecurity

Person 1: "You should go on vacation in northern Ireland, it's beautiful over there."
Person 2: "I think not! I wouldn’t want my children to see those alien squirrels engaging in ecurity!"
Person 1: "Dude, you're so blazed."
by Justin February 02, 2005
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Nar

Nar meaning Gross, disgusting, sickening, nauseating.
That Smell is so Nar
by Justin January 15, 2005
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Schnail

Who is this?? Does there happen to be two Quay Devoll's? or are you talking about the kid who lives in Zanesville,OH?
Who the fuck is this?
by Justin December 09, 2003
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Sergizzle

Pass me the screw driver Sergizzle
by Justin October 14, 2003
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Sergizzle

Serge with jizz on his cheek
Damn wipe that shit off Sergizzle
by Justin October 15, 2003
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